Some days I don’t actually sleep and I feel pretty beat-up. Today is one of those days. I went out to get some air because it smells in here and I am not about to clean and started talking to a girl who had only been drunk once in her life. I didn’t really understand it because I’ve been drunk for the last 20 years or so. I told her that she’d probably have a lot more fun if she drank, then she told me that she loves life and that she doesn’t need to drink so I said that there’s no fun in loving life, all the fun comes from being a jaded washed-up motherfucker. I also told her she’d be a lot hotter if she was drunk, or at least if I was drunk and she asked me to leave her store.
Here are some links for you to get through your night. Cuddles.
GIrl in Bra with Stupid Glasses
GO
Carmen Electra and Alison Sweeney Fall Down
GO
Slutty Girl Walking the Dog and Showing Her TIts
GO
Send Britney Spears a Get Well Soon Message, See Other People’s Messages, Good Fuckin’ Times
GO
Kelly Carlson Flashes her Ass
GO
Some Hot Czech Chick Posing All Naked and Shit
GO
Ron Jeremy Birthday Video
GO
Skinny Girl on the Beach in a Bikini in January VIdeo
GO
Crazy Hungarian Rapper
GO
Fleshflick – Mother – Daughter – Interracial Threesome
GO
Tila Tequila Cam Show
GO
3 Chicks in Beaters and Panties Makes Me Happy
GO
Keeley Hazell Topless in Malibu Video
GO
Fergie In Maxim
GO
Bitch Named Carmella Bing Posing and Stripping
GO
More Kimmy Stewart Sitll Ugly Pics
GO
WWE Diva’s Playboy Pillow Fight Video
GO
Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO
Japanese Man Gets Killed By A Whale He Was Trying to Save Video
GO
Hot Car Show Girls Video
GO
Lesbian Hipsters Pee Standing Up Video – AMAZING
GO
Some Gisele in a Bikini Pics I will Probably Post on Tonight
GO
Nicole Richie is Addicted to ADD Medication that Suppresses Appetites
GO
Steven Segal Singing Video
GO
Hot Cam Girl of the Day
GO
Go Hard or Go Home, VIdeo of People Doing Stupid Shit
GO
Argument Turns Into a Chick Fight
GO
Asian Girl Peeing in the Sink
GO
Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO
Gene WIlder Looks Ok for a 73 Year Old with Cancer
GO
Nasty Bitch Exposes her INSANELY HUGE Tit
GO
J-Lo Was Always Overrated, Here She is With Her Husband
GO
Some Fat Bitch Singing Like a Virgin
GO
Mam Pissing Through Her Pants
GO
Jessica Alba in a Bikini Comilation Video
GO
Some Boy Lookin’ Girl Drip Dryin on the Toilet
GO
Lookin’ Good Sweetheart in Video
GO
Rachel McAdam’s Tits
GO
Girl Trying to Take a Shit Video
GO
Hot Adriana Lima in Her Underwear Pics
GO
Hey Pretty, You’re Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO
Girl Peeing at the Mall For Mikeyyyyy
GO
Lily Peeing On the Street While Drunk
GO
Girl Drinking a Corona Bottle Full of Piss
GO
Megan Fox Looks Hot
GO
Girls Peeing in the Dark While Drunk
GO
Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO
2 Friends Beathing Each Other Up
GO
Help Hot Bitches Sunbathing Game I didn’t Play
GO
Drunk College Chicks on Stage
GO
Some Slut Named Ana Faris
GO
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty Pictures of the Day
GO
Hot Ass Sweetheart
GO