WInnie Cooper was one of those sluts on shitty 90s TV who wasn’t really hot but everyone thought they were because that’s what they were told to think, because she was the focal point of the show.

I remember meeting kids who loved The Wonder Years and would always get hard for this bitch who never really appealed to me and still doesn’t. It’s one of those things that if she’s some lame kid’s crush on TV, she must be hot and even if you don’t think she’s hot, you feel like you should because TV tells you that, but I see ugly chicks everyday that dudes are all about and they still remain ugly.

Either way, she’s hotter than anything I’ve ever banged, but that’s not saying much considering all the girls I have slept with were the girls no one wanted. They had ailments like rashes, to obesity, to diabetes, to crack addiction, to really really big feet so my opinion doesn’t really matter and you are an idiot for reading this.

I think it’s time for me to switch focus from Lohan to this slag, because she is older, more dull, less attractive and totally not my type, but I am sure she is the type of person who would call the police on me because of the shock of having any attention sent her way…police calls equals Access Hollywood, and Access Hollywood equals fame. Do the math asshole.

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