If Mischa Barton hit the gym and maybe rocked the “ass blaster” machine that fags at the gym I used to work with seemed to love, for obvious reasons, I think she could almost be hot. Her problem is that she was always skinny growing up, she could always eat whatever the fuck she wanted and she never had to jog. In highschool, everyone was so impressed by her and jealous of how she was a size 2, while they were a little more chubs until they joined the gym to look like Mishca, all while Mischa kept riding through life, with the illusion that she was hot and slim….

The one day, she turns 25 and looks down at her seemingly skinny legs, only to see the flesh flapping in the wind and her dumpy ass slowly becomes a mound of cellulite you could fit a fist into at the top of her thigh….

These pics were almost hot, I was almost feelin’ her for the first time since she was under the bed puking in The Sixth Sense, at least she’s picking her shorts out of her ass to make them worth posting.

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