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2007

10

Apr

I am – Hayden Panettiere Isn't Hot But Wears Robes of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere on the set of something they are filming and she isn’t very hot even in her robe. She looks a little like a troll or a man or I am not really sure what, but she’s not really up to my standards even though robes in public bring back memories of romantic hotel getaways and by romantic hotel getaways I mean running after girls who escape from my roofie sex parties. Sure, she made for a cute kid, but way too much hype was sent her way and like a lot of cute kids, they grow up to be funny looking circus freaks.

Speaking of circus freaks, I was talking to some dude about banging an amputee and whether or not you keep the prosthetic leg on or not while you’re doing it. If you did leave it on, it’d be like banging a virgin with a condom on. It’s pretty obvious that you take advantage of all the amazing positions you can get her in, otherwise why be banging a fucking amputee. If you don’t want to cum all over a stump, you could just bang someone will all their parts in place. I guess what I didn’t really think about was that you aren’t really one to be selective so if you were banging an amputee, it’d probably be because she was the last one standing/leaning at the party, because everyone else thought banging an amputee was gross. You take what you can get and that’s what I like about you.

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