I hate sportsbras. I have never really had to deal with a girl in a sportsbra because I usually let them know from day one that I can’t deal with that shit around me. It flattens out their tits and makes me feel like I am hanging out with a jogger or a dude who just got back from the gym and that normally doesn’t turn me on unless I am really drunk.

I can’t think of any sportsbra stories, other than some girls in highschool who had retardedly big tits using them to tone down their junk, obviously not one of Brooke Hogan’s issues. But who cares what I think, if you’re into trannies with orange skin, that’s your deal and I an not going to judge. I figure everyone you know will when it comes out and that’s enough for you to handle.

Reality is that this bitch was fat and hit the gym, now she feels like it’s her right to show the world what she’s packing like ever fat girl who doesn’t realize she’s still fat because she’s the skinniest she’s ever been. This is just a case of a fat girl in slutty gear thinking it’s all okay when it obviously isn’t. That said, I’d still lick her ass right after she took a shit.

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