While the Lohan is out getting arrested for DUI and running over small children and Britney is shaving her head and putting Sean Preston on the BBQ, Rhianna is on stage rocking out, making millions and probably being your wank fantasy after your mom tucks you in at night. I don’t where here parents went right, but I’d like to shake their hands.
The only downfall for Rhianna is she will most likely have to fuck Jay-Z one day, if she hasn’t already, and like I dunno if you’ve taken a good look at Jay-Z or not, but if you have, then I think you’’ see my point. All the money in the world can’t save that dudes looks and to top it off, homeboy has gotten hefty lately and puts a whole new spin on the words “Big Pimpin’�.

Every girls fucks a guy at one point or another (okay maybe MORE then one point) where she thinks the guy is just fucking disgusting, and it’s usually as a result of him being able to give you something you want or wanted, cause women are whores like that. The worst part is this disgusting sex usually ends up being some of the best sex we have had in our lives, but it’s totally confusing in your head, because just looking at this other person makes you want to retch. It’s the ultimate double edged sword, but it does happen occasionally.

I bet when Rhianna fucks gets she gets diamond necklaces and cars. Me, I’m lucky if I get a fucking ride home.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Ever Martinez

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