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I am – Harry Potter Should Bang Teresa Palmer of the Day

Teresa Palmer and Daniel Radcliffe

Last year when I was a senior in highschool, I had to get a Math tutor because I am pretty much a retard when it comes to anything with numbers . I was going to fail and have to come back next next and the school was pretty tired of catching me having sex in the bathrooms during class and drinking in the parking lot in the morning, so I don’t think they wanted me there longer anymore then I wanted to be. getting me a tutor and getting me out of there was in the best interests for all of us involved I’d say.

My tutor David was a virgin (something very familiar to 4 of the 5 of you reading this I’m sure) but was actually kind of cute, if you got passed the fact that he dressed in clothes his mother put out for him and had no social skills whatsoever. As time went on, I kind started to feel for the guy to be honest, and though talking to him about the situation probably would have been better, I just decided to pounce him and fuck him instead, so I did. He busted a load in about 5 seconds, and this was the one time it was okay. I don’t even think this kid has seen a tit before, seriously. David got laid, I got a B- in Math, and my teachers didn’t have to find me drunk and having sex in the school bathrooms anymore. We all came out winners.

That being said, I’m fully supportive of sleeping with tutors, teachers, co-workers and co-stars. And if I find out that Harry Potter didn’t get a chance to show Teresa Palmer his Magic Wand while filming their new movie, he is going to hear it from me.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

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