Teresa Palmer is an Australian, and like all Australians, probably sounds like she belongs in a trailer park, or a stripclub, having illegit kids….because Australians always come across drunk and trashy…even when they are top tier…like Teresa Palmer…who has been in a bunch of movies….in America…and instead of maximizing that fame that started to come at her in the last year or so…she decided to get married to some dude she met off Twitter…not abort the kid and…bring the baby to completion…and now use it as part of a campaign to free the nipple…by breast feeding it…which is convenient because I always get boners for girls breast feeding, not because I like seeing parasitic children latch onto tits…but because I like seeing tits out in public…good job.

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I’ve posted her Tampon String ….

I’ve posted her Bikini pics with Adam Sandler ….

I’ve even posted her Lingerie Pics for Esquire …

And now I am posting these pics of her for Hipster magazine Flaunt, that may not be half naked, but that are less chunky and more amazing, because I guess she realizes that if she wants to be a sex symbol in American movies, with her accent and all, she better look good doing it, or at least be squeezed into a tight dress poppin her booty out while doing it.

For those of you who don’t know, I love Australian women. They are hot, fun, get drunk and don’t realize they are hot, cuz they are all hot. It makes for pretty fair game when tricking them into fucking you.

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Teresa Palmer is some 26 year old babe from Australia who has been making the move over to Hollywood since 2007…and has starred in some pretty insignificant movies…but now she’s finally broke through and will be tstarring in the Zombie version of Twilight called “warm bodies’….and now she’s doing the proper press route needed for her name to hit the public in the face while her movie’s marketing is getting so much play….cuz that’s just how publicist work…and unlike the socialites before her….she’s taking a new spin on an old trick….that involves showing a little panty…cuz panty is harmless and honorable cry for attention…but this innovator’s throwing in some tampon string…cuz not being pregnant is also honorable….

I liked it so much – I made a gif.

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Teresa Palmer is some Australian bitch makin’ moves in Hollywood, who I want to Kangaroo, you know since she’s Australian.

For those of you who don’t know what Kangarooing is, it’s when you climb inside a bitch’s pouch and by pouch I mean her “down under” and by her “down under” I mean her shrimp on the barbie cuz a Dingo ate my baby like it was Crocodile Dundee….and by shrimp on the barbie cuz a Dingo ate my baby like it was Crocodile Dundee….I mean her pussy

Here are the pics

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