The fascinating thing about Adam Sandler’s wife and baby momma is not that she has sex with Adam Sandler, I mean that is so obvious that I’m sure he looks at her and knows what the deal is, you know after years of not getting laid pre-fame, you kind know why the bitch who would never give you the time of day, is suddenly giving you the time of day…..I am sure he’s not the first awkward, ugly jewish guy who gets rich and suddenly get hot pussy that this has happened to….hell it happens to every rich guy….and I would be happy if it happened to me….cuz who cares all women are equally annoying, might as well be sticking it into something that makes it worth putting up with that annoying.

The fascinating thing about her is that her name is Jacqueline Samantha Titone, but yet I’m looking at her mom ass…..

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Everytime I see a picture of Ashely Tisdale doing whatever it is that she does….This is what I see…

Now I don’t know if Adam Sandler is filming a Highschool Musical pardoy while wearing this girl costume, but he might as well be, cuz this Tisdale impression is spot on….

I figure he could take this to the gay clubs, but he probably won’t cuz he’s really fucking rich and doesn’t need to do stand-up performances anymore..but you can probably print these pictures up in large format and tape them to your wall in the event you used to watch Adam Sandler movies growing up and felt a real connection to his comedy, thinking “if only he was a girl” as you hugged your pillow to sleep every night reciting his jokes to yourself with an erection and I know there’s at least one of you out there….well now you can live out that weird fantasy….really weird fantasy…

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