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2009

01

Jan

Best Tits of 2008 of the Day

My friend is obsessed with tits. All her talks about is tits, tits and more fucking tits. I can’t walk down the street with him because every girl we walk by, he turns to me and asks if I like her tits, or what I think her tits would look like naked, and if I thought her tits were saggy and if he sees tits he really likes he just stops in his tracks and kinda grunts an “those tits were amazing”, and the shit never fucking ends, so I asked him to do a list of his favorite tits this year and this is what he comes up with. Pawning my work onto other people is my New Year’s Resolution. Seriously….

Scarlett Johansson Really Ain’t Much to Look At Without Those Tits

The Only Thing More Irrelevant Than Shauna Sand’s Tits is Shauna Sand

Katie Price’s Fake Tits Could Sell Bread to a Baker or Raw Fish and a Can of Gas to Huff to an Eskimo

Some X-Tina Pregnancy Tit Insanity…

Cindy Margolis Needs to Use Her Chest to Get Her Career Back on Track

Jodie Marsh’s Balloon Tits Are Fine By Me

A Braless, Lesbian Lohan is the the Only Lohan I Don’t Hate…

Co-Co’s Tits Are Just a Fucking Joke…

Paris Hilton Fakes Her Tits Like She Fakes Not Having a Herpes

Finally Something More than Just Rhianna’s Music Speaks to Me…Yes…I Sit Alone Crying as I Listen to “Living My Life”…

Posted in:2008|Tits

2009

01

Jan

Best Bikini Shots of 2008 of the Day

I am on a role with this shit, here’s a list of some of the best bikini pictures of 2008 according to my panel of experts the consists of my stepdaughter and her drug dealing boyfriend…I figured it was only right since I’ve spent so many nights jerking off to thoughts of her in a bikini on family vacations…I mean..I mean…since she likes bikinis so much, it’s a passion of hers, so here’s that list….I don’t necessarily agree with it, but I’m not about to dig through the fuckin’ crates, I’m all about moving the fuck forward and this is just to entertain you today, you greedy fucking prick.

Heidi Montag May Be an Idiot, But She Knows How to Work the PR Machine

Victoria’s Secret Bikini Showdown

Ronson’s Got Quite the Body on Her Even If She Looks Uncomfortable With a Popsicle in Hand….

Jennifer Aniston Lonely Bikini Shots, Before She STarted Fucking John Mayer for Publicity and Attention….of the Day

Caroline D’Amore, Because We Had Fun Laughing At Her Pretty Much All Year And Sometimes The Joke Makes For a Better Experience Especially When the Bitch Looks Like Celine Dion…

Vanessa Hudgens/Kiddie Porn Motorboat Action

Hellen Mirren is Probably Hotter, Younger, and Thinner Than Your Girlfriend

Kim K Gets Her Yacht On Even Though We All Hate Her…

Tara Reid is the Bikini Shot, Even If She is Ugly

Posted in:2008|Bikini

2009

01

Jan

Best Ass Pictures of 2008 of the Day

I got my good friend to go through the site and send me what she thought were the best ass posts of 2008, I was a little too drunk to go through the shit or reflect on the year and remember ass pictures that were better than this and with laziness comes laziness, so I want to do my friend justice and post her lists and I’ll just agree with her choices because it’s New Years Day motherfuckers and I’d rather be fingering my asshole….

Nicole Richie’s Doesn’t Let Being a Mom Get Her Down. Her Vagina On the Other Hand….

You Figure Being on Dancing With the Stars Would HAve Made Kim K Lose Some Weight

Fergie Wears Mom Shorts, But You’re Probably Into That Cause You Want to Fuck Your Mom

I Don’t Know Who Natalie Pinkham is, But Her Ass is World Famous to Me

Mena Suvari Wore a Thong Bikini

Gisele Really Knows How to Start Fashion Trends

Emma B is Just Way too Much

Kate Hudson 12 Year Old Lookin’ Ass That I Am Sure You Will Love, You Fucking Sick Fuck

The Best Ass of the Year Was Helen Miren’s a Couple of Weeks Ago

Posted in:2008|Best Ass

2008

08

Oct

McCain Refused to Shake Obama’s Hand of the Day

I guess he doesn’t want his racist supporters thinking he’s down with black muslim people, you know considering them citizen’s and all, because if he did shake Obama’s hand he’d have a lot of ‘splainin’ to do to the hicks of America who make up the majority of his supporters, as to why he touched them there Aye-Rab Negro, knowing that Aye-Rab Negros are trying to explode America. I do have to give him some credit for making his wife do his dirty work, it’s like that time I shit the bed when drunk and refused to clean it up, because I thought it would lead to my wife being disgusted enough to sleep on the floor where she belongs, but instead she just changed the sheet, not to suggest that black muslim’s are the equivalent to shit, but they are to McCain, at least that’s what this video’s telling me….and videos don’t lie.

Posted in:2008|Debate|Election|McCain|Obama|Politics

2008

02

Apr

Your site isn’t safe dude…

Hey guys.
I’m not a webmaster or anything on this website. I just found out that this website is not safe.
I dropped the DB yesterday (by accident, sorry..) and now I got some logins… (I can generate them). I do NOT want to break your site, this is only for you consideration. I didn’t delete anything, and I will not go and lame around.

Please fix your website mr webmaster. I like this site, and do not want it hacked or anything. So I did this, for someone else does…
You may contact me @ phpserver@gmail.com.

Thankyou.
Kuhz1n.

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2007

23

Oct

I am – Kylie Minogue’s 2008 Calendar of the Day

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If boring calendar’s are your thing, than Kylie’s working for you. This is her 2008 Calendar and I fell asleep while downloading the pictures because they fucking suck, but I could have fallen asleep because I am drinking during the day again and feeling a little like taking a nap so that I can drink more in a few hours.

I guess the point of all this is whether this shit is lining her pockets or if the proceeds are going to breast cancer research because usually when people get a disease, they suddenly become ambassadors to their cause and harass everyone they know to donate money to it, which is fucking annoying because it’s hard to tell someone who almost died that you don’t want to give them money especially when before they had the disease they’d always complain about their friends who would ask them for money or would slam the door in my face when I’d go door to door with a can asking for donations to the Jesus Martinez Fund, I guess that’s one of the reasons why I don’t have any friends because it’s less responsibility.


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Posted in:2008|Breast Cancer|Calendar|Kylie Minogue|Unsorted

2007

23

Oct

I am – Kylie Minogue's 2008 Calendar of the Day

kylie_minogue_calendar_top.jpg

If boring calendar’s are your thing, than Kylie’s working for you. This is her 2008 Calendar and I fell asleep while downloading the pictures because they fucking suck, but I could have fallen asleep because I am drinking during the day again and feeling a little like taking a nap so that I can drink more in a few hours.

I guess the point of all this is whether this shit is lining her pockets or if the proceeds are going to breast cancer research because usually when people get a disease, they suddenly become ambassadors to their cause and harass everyone they know to donate money to it, which is fucking annoying because it’s hard to tell someone who almost died that you don’t want to give them money especially when before they had the disease they’d always complain about their friends who would ask them for money or would slam the door in my face when I’d go door to door with a can asking for donations to the Jesus Martinez Fund, I guess that’s one of the reasons why I don’t have any friends because it’s less responsibility.


Related Posts:

Kylie Minogue Topless in St Tropez
Kylie Minogue’s Photoshoot Ass
Kylie Minogue’s Breasts in a Kite Pictures
Dani Minogue’s Lapdance Video Stills

Posted in:2008|Breast Cancer|Calendar|Kylie Minogue|Unsorted