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2009

08

Oct

Geri Halliwell Tits for Breast Cancer of the DAy

I usually hate theme parties. I get pissed off when I hear about 9 to 5ers organizing murder mystery shit, or when colleges organize pimp and ho shit, or pajama shit, or school girl and professor shit, or halloween shit, or Christmas shit, or pretty much any organized activity that brings out the idiots in huge numbers to dance around and laugh in unison like a bunch of cocksuckin’ drones drinking the fuckin’ Kool Aid….

But I’m totally into this breast themed events, even if it is for breast cancer because celebrating breasts is something I can appreciate, especially when Geri Halliwell is eager enough about the cause to take part in the shit literally, something that normally annoys me, except when that enthusiasm involves a bitch tastelessly showing off her fat tits for all the mastectomy cancer survivors at the event to look at and envy in hatred, because when you’re Geri Halliwell, a relatively useless nobody, you try to excel wherever you can, even if it means having the hottest tits in the room amongst all the cancer survivors. Bitch.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Breast Cancer|Geri Halliwell

2007

23

Oct

I am – Kylie Minogue's 2008 Calendar of the Day

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If boring calendar’s are your thing, than Kylie’s working for you. This is her 2008 Calendar and I fell asleep while downloading the pictures because they fucking suck, but I could have fallen asleep because I am drinking during the day again and feeling a little like taking a nap so that I can drink more in a few hours.

I guess the point of all this is whether this shit is lining her pockets or if the proceeds are going to breast cancer research because usually when people get a disease, they suddenly become ambassadors to their cause and harass everyone they know to donate money to it, which is fucking annoying because it’s hard to tell someone who almost died that you don’t want to give them money especially when before they had the disease they’d always complain about their friends who would ask them for money or would slam the door in my face when I’d go door to door with a can asking for donations to the Jesus Martinez Fund, I guess that’s one of the reasons why I don’t have any friends because it’s less responsibility.


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Posted in:2008|Breast Cancer|Calendar|Kylie Minogue|Unsorted

2007

23

Oct

I am – Kylie Minogue’s 2008 Calendar of the Day

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If boring calendar’s are your thing, than Kylie’s working for you. This is her 2008 Calendar and I fell asleep while downloading the pictures because they fucking suck, but I could have fallen asleep because I am drinking during the day again and feeling a little like taking a nap so that I can drink more in a few hours.

I guess the point of all this is whether this shit is lining her pockets or if the proceeds are going to breast cancer research because usually when people get a disease, they suddenly become ambassadors to their cause and harass everyone they know to donate money to it, which is fucking annoying because it’s hard to tell someone who almost died that you don’t want to give them money especially when before they had the disease they’d always complain about their friends who would ask them for money or would slam the door in my face when I’d go door to door with a can asking for donations to the Jesus Martinez Fund, I guess that’s one of the reasons why I don’t have any friends because it’s less responsibility.


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Posted in:2008|Breast Cancer|Calendar|Kylie Minogue|Unsorted

2007

04

Oct

I am – Geri Halliwell’s Breasts for Breast Cancer of the Day

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I went to the strippers last week, because that’s what I do, and because a friend of mine had landed some money recently from some accident settlement from years ago that just came through. He hasn’t given us any real details on the accident, but I am pretty sure he was molested by his priest or high school principal or gym teacher or some shit and I was thinking that it was nice of him to donate to my cause. He suffered years of pain, emotional trauma and repressed memories so that he could use all that cash he got from the “accident” on me. It’s like he really took one for the team and even thought I like to think I’m the best charity to contribute too, I am sure he could be doing better things with his money than pay for me to grab big fake tits.

Here are some pictures of Geri Halliwell’s Breasts at some Breast Cancer Care Event, because what better way to support the breast cancer cause than to show the world you still got your tits. Which is kinda like a dude with a huge penis going to a small penis support group and pullin out his shit just to mock them, but less gay.


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Posted in:Breast Cancer|cleavage|Geri Halliwell|Unsorted

2007

04

Oct

I am – Geri Halliwell's Breasts for Breast Cancer of the Day

geri_halliwell_tits_top.jpg

I went to the strippers last week, because that’s what I do, and because a friend of mine had landed some money recently from some accident settlement from years ago that just came through. He hasn’t given us any real details on the accident, but I am pretty sure he was molested by his priest or high school principal or gym teacher or some shit and I was thinking that it was nice of him to donate to my cause. He suffered years of pain, emotional trauma and repressed memories so that he could use all that cash he got from the “accident” on me. It’s like he really took one for the team and even thought I like to think I’m the best charity to contribute too, I am sure he could be doing better things with his money than pay for me to grab big fake tits.

Here are some pictures of Geri Halliwell’s Breasts at some Breast Cancer Care Event, because what better way to support the breast cancer cause than to show the world you still got your tits. Which is kinda like a dude with a huge penis going to a small penis support group and pullin out his shit just to mock them, but less gay.


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Posted in:Breast Cancer|cleavage|Geri Halliwell|Unsorted

2007

27

Aug

I am – Kylie Minogue’s Cleavage in a Kite of the Day

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You all know the story, I realized that gay bloggers get all the fame and glory on the internet. That girls flock to them and that they can get away with saying a lot ruder and racier shit than I can so asked my stepdaughter to hook up her gay friend for the job, that isn’t really a job, because it doesn’t pay. Since I don’t know where my stepdaughter is and haven’t seen her in a couple of days, I am going to post Julien’s post because having a token gay blogger is going to make me famous…..bitch.

I was trolling around Cragslist the other day, looking through the Causal Encounters section, the M4M section and of course looking through my favorite section, Missed Connections. I go through that one daily to see if anyone has had one for me but so far no luck. I mean what are they going to write “I saw this coked out faggot wearing women’s jeans and a lamae t-shirt riding the bus and I thought he was pretty hot�? I don’t think so.
And yes, I actually own that outfit.

So anyway I was on Craigslist and I saw an advertisement for a sex party that was happening that night. Now, in the gay community, sex parties aren’t that unusual, they pop up on Craigslist from time to time and I had never gone to one, but this was a particularly slow night so I thought what the hell. So, I go to this guy’s house and I enter into the living room where everyone was having sex. The guy had arranged the living room so all the couches were along the sidelines so there was this big open area in the middle. There were a few couples on couches here and there but the main attraction was in the main area. About 8 guys were standing up in the middle of the room fucking each other in one long line. Each guy had his dick in the ass of the guy in front of him. I watch this for about 5 minutes deciding whether or not to jump in there when Kylie Minogue’s cover of “The Locomotionâ€? comes on the stereo and all the guys in the train go wild for it. And I thought to myself “Wow, this too gay even for me.â€? So I left.

Here are few pics of Kylie dressed up half-way between Amanda Lepore and a kite. Oh and remember while you are jerking off to her cleavage that she had breast cancer. So you should feel really bad about that. Unless that’s what you are into. You sick fuck.

Smooch!

Julien


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Posted in:Breast Cancer|cleavage|Dress|Kylie Minogue|Tits|Unsorted

2007

27

Aug

I am – Kylie Minogue's Cleavage in a Kite of the Day

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You all know the story, I realized that gay bloggers get all the fame and glory on the internet. That girls flock to them and that they can get away with saying a lot ruder and racier shit than I can so asked my stepdaughter to hook up her gay friend for the job, that isn’t really a job, because it doesn’t pay. Since I don’t know where my stepdaughter is and haven’t seen her in a couple of days, I am going to post Julien’s post because having a token gay blogger is going to make me famous…..bitch.

I was trolling around Cragslist the other day, looking through the Causal Encounters section, the M4M section and of course looking through my favorite section, Missed Connections. I go through that one daily to see if anyone has had one for me but so far no luck. I mean what are they going to write “I saw this coked out faggot wearing women’s jeans and a lamae t-shirt riding the bus and I thought he was pretty hot”? I don’t think so.
And yes, I actually own that outfit.

So anyway I was on Craigslist and I saw an advertisement for a sex party that was happening that night. Now, in the gay community, sex parties aren’t that unusual, they pop up on Craigslist from time to time and I had never gone to one, but this was a particularly slow night so I thought what the hell. So, I go to this guy’s house and I enter into the living room where everyone was having sex. The guy had arranged the living room so all the couches were along the sidelines so there was this big open area in the middle. There were a few couples on couches here and there but the main attraction was in the main area. About 8 guys were standing up in the middle of the room fucking each other in one long line. Each guy had his dick in the ass of the guy in front of him. I watch this for about 5 minutes deciding whether or not to jump in there when Kylie Minogue’s cover of “The Locomotion” comes on the stereo and all the guys in the train go wild for it. And I thought to myself “Wow, this too gay even for me.” So I left.

Here are few pics of Kylie dressed up half-way between Amanda Lepore and a kite. Oh and remember while you are jerking off to her cleavage that she had breast cancer. So you should feel really bad about that. Unless that’s what you are into. You sick fuck.

Smooch!

Julien


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Posted in:Breast Cancer|cleavage|Dress|Kylie Minogue|Tits|Unsorted