The only reason I am posting these pictures of some useless funny-faced America’s Next Top Model winning reality TV star and aspiring model is because I read something hysterical on her WIKIPEDIA page.

CariDee stated during the cycle that she worked as a photographer before appearing on America’s Next Top Model. She has suffered from psoriasis for 15 years. and believed her dream of becoming a model was unattainable. However, a doctor recommended Raptiva, a drug that she still injects weekly in order to control the disease, and it has worked well for her skin, although a small patch still remains.

I guess it’s just one of those things that happens in life. The ugly chick in the back of the high school class with allergies, asthma, braces, glasses and a weight problem grows up to be some over-compensating hot chick, while the hot chick who had all the dudes and the biggest tits grows up to be the fat slob with kids and a husband who doesn’t want to fuck her…the formative years can really ruin a good thing, but on the flipside turn a damaged pile of shit with a rash into a rose….I am so deep.

I remember running on this kick many years back to fuck all the hot chicks who I wanted to fuck in highschool who became fat and busted because I assumed would be easy because they were craving that male-attention they once had in their prime….I was wrong. Even as fat chicks they wanted nothing to do with me, I guess that’s just the story of my life.

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