Last night ended with me being the last person in the bar talking to some dude who was with some busted girl and every time she turned away he’d reassure me that he doesn’t normally have sex with such ugly girls but it was 3:30 in the morning and he figured why the fuck not treat her like the prostitute she wants to be treated like. I guess having standards is useless because ugly girls have vaginas too, and if they are willing to let you visit their vaginas, you might as well take the gift and roll with it, you just gotta be strategic like not let it happen at your place and you gotta make sure they never get your phone number or else you’ll get trapped to an ugly chick because you’re hooked on fuckin’ even if fuckin her is like fucking a bathtub filled with mash potatoes. If you’re wondering why I know what fucking a bathtub of mash potatoes is like, realize that this life of mine has been a pretty ridiculous one…
Here are my links.
Ugly People Modeling Agency Video
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Phoebe Price Flashes Her Ass
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Ashlee Simpson Dancing Video that Will Turn You On
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Some Comedy Song Called “The Perfect Girl”
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Britney Pussy From Another Angle
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Some Dude Gets Beat Up By A Girl
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There is No Room For Racism in Porn
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Alyssa Milano Showin Off Her Stomach at a Recent Event
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Some Carmen Electra Tits at Some Virgin Party Cuz She’s a Virgin
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Some Pregnant Nicole Richie Tan Lines
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Some Diane Keaton Walking Around in Bare Feet for you Foot Fetishists
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Some Beauty Pageant Contestent in the 80s Rocks the Star Wars Theme on a Trumpet for Her Talent
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Ashton and Demi are Ready To Start a Family Before Her Vagina Dries Up and Falls Off
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Some Double-Jointed Freak Video
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Lohan Hot In Utah
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Some Anti Drug Campaign from the 80s Video
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Miley Cyrus Got Her Teeth Did
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Eva Mendes Is Not Pregnant
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A Whole Lot of Evangeline Lily Pictures
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Some Nicole Kidman Showing Off Some Cleavage
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Richard Branson Man-Handles Pamela Anderson…I Guess He Didn’t Hear She Was Knocked Up
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Watch Some New York City Council Member Freak Out During a Prank Interview
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Hot Brazilian Girls On the Beach…Video
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Are you the Phantom Pooper
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A Little Britney Spears Going Out To Visit Her Mother Video
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This Billionaire Gives All his Money To Charity
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Some Crazy Cat Fight Video
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Some Dude in Texas Gets Caught Fucking a Stray Bitch
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Some Music Video With Sluts in Shorts
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Plastic Surgeon Asks if This Girl Needs Labiaplasty Surgery
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PHOTOBUCKET IS A PORN SITE THEY JUST PRETEND THEY AREN’T:
A Whole Lot of Vagina on Photobucket
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Some Looking Good Sweetheart on Photobucket
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More Photobucket Nudity
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Some Chick Named Victoria Posing on Photobucket
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Some Chick Named Amanda Posing In Her Underwear on Photobucket
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Some Chick Named Heather Posing In Her Underwear on Photobucket
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Photobucket Blacks on Blondes Porn Pictures
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Download Some NIN Live Album
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Porn in the stepFORUM
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Porn for Deaf People Video
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Listen to the Full Debbie Harry Album
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Some Song Called Doucebag and I Fuckin’ Hate the Word Douchebag so I am Linking this Out of Hate
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Britney Spears Sues Perez Hilton For Leaking Her Album
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Some Hayden Panettiere Getting a Manicure and Showing Off Her Troll Legs
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Some Extreme Outdoor Pissing….Video…
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Some Blow Job Comdey Song That Sucks
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Some Chick Named Nicole Neumann In a Bikini Pictures
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Some Amateur Chick and Her Vibrator
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Some Vagina Weight-Lifting Video
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Ebina Models has Some Models from Around the World Naked….
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Use This Spray To Get Yo’Self Some Vagina
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Bonus: Justice Performs on Kimmel With Michael Jackson and Other Impersonators….