So I was telling some girl that I was a virgin on the computer the other day and she didn’t believe me. I told her if she ever saw me, then she’d have an easier time believing, this shit is not a magic trick or anything. But I also know that virginity is a myth and that girls are throwing their pussies around like they never have before and people are starting to fuck at a young age because they were raised by their TVs and the internet and use sluts and porn as their role models, while their self-centered parents were out earning a living to buy them the slutty clothes they think are fashionable because they make their tits bust out of their shirts or they asses hang out of their skirts, and they assume that fucking is what will make them famous like Lohan or Paris or get them respect from the dudes they hang with, who have been jerking off to porn since they’ve been ten and know more about fucking than Britney Spears. Now I am not an expert, but slutty girls never get respect, but I still love them just the same and I don’t care if they are into getting naked on camera or easy to get in my mouth, as long as they are willing to do it for me. The real comedy in all this is that this whole slut movement’s taking over the world, but you’re still not getting laid. At least you’ve got my links to click on. They won’t get your dick wet, but they will distract you from how lame you are. Cuddles.
Some Hot Fantasia Barrino Bikini Pictures
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Kim Kardashian’s Playboy Pictures
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Some Bloody Mary Optical Illusion cuz Halloween is Coming and the Sluts are Prepping Their Vaginas for It….
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Jenna Jameson on the Catwalk Modeling for Heatherette, Lookin’ Like Death
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A whole lot of White Girls Crankin’ Dat for Soulja Boy and I love White Girls Dancing in Shorts….
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The World’s Worst Plastic Surgery
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Classic Naked Angelina Jolie Sex Scene
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Scarlett Johannson and her Whore Cleavage or You To Remember The Last Time You Ever Saw Tits Even Though They Looked Nothing Like This…
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Some Loser Beatboxes The Three’s Company Theme Song Cuz He’s Hip Hop
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Brad Pitt Was a Strippin’ Frat Boy in College…I Hate Frat Boys.
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The MoneyMaker Has Shaken…And It Is Good
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How To Carve a Pumpkin Because Halloween is Coming and the Sluts are Prepping Their Vaginas
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Lohan’s Back in LA and is Being Good – I Can’t Wait for the Relapse – Because That’s When I Will Move to LA and Make Her My Wife….
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Steve-O Naked for PETA – Like He’ll Be Able To Influence Anyone To Not Wear Fur….
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Victoria Beckham’s Got some Hard Nipples
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Watch Britney Spears Get Booked After Turning Herself In…All The Cool Kids Are Getting Arrested…You Should Too
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Some Hayden Panettiere is Lookin’ Alright in a White Dress….
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Kid Rock is Banging Paris Hilton…Nice Incestuous Life of a Celebrity. You Think They’d Be Able to Get Some New Blood Into the Fucking Mix….
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Heidi and Spencer Eating Tacos…But Not The Kind of Tacos I Like Eating…Get It? That Was a Vagina Reference!!
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Some Catfight Video
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Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain in Some Spanish Magazine Lookin’ Classy
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Some Horny Dog Ruins This Girls Dance Routine
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Cameron Diaz Showing Off Her Rack That I Didn’t Know She Had
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Kate Walsh is the Cougar of the Day
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Some Chick Named Giulia Siegal in a See-Through Top
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Some Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partridge in Some Lingerie
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Britney’s Friend Talks About Why Britney Doesn’t Wear Panties
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Some Hot Webcam Chick in Action
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Laughing at this Video Will Send You To Hell…Oh Well…I am Sure Worse Things Could Happen, Because This is Next Level Funny
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Some Psycho Neighbor Goes Nuts on Her Lawnmower
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A Whole Lot of Stacy Keibler Half Naked Pics Cuz She’s Hot
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Hottest Brazilan Wife You’ll Ever See
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Some Hot Lesbian French Kiss on Holland TV
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Dudes Dancing on the Subway Car
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The Biggest Joke of the Day is that Ricky Martin Got a Star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame….
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The Gayest Fucking Chocolate Bar Commercial Ever
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Some Artist Uses Celebrities In Compromising Positions for her Work…I Want to Use Lohan in Compromising Positions for My Work.
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Kate Hudson’s Got a See Through Shirt On And I Don’t Care Because She’s Ugly
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Lucy Pinder Naked in Some Magazine
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Some Talkdown Interview with Radiohead
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Some Chick Named Lucy from LSG Posing Naked in this Video o a Photoshoot
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Some Asshole Kid Slams His Mother to the Floor
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Some University of Texas Chick Being Naked and Slutty and Lesbionic
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Amber Tamblyn is Jeanne Tripplehorn’s Illegitimate Child…WHAT?!! This is Huge Considering I’ve Never Heard of Any of Them
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Vote on the Hottest Tennis Asses
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I Love Rihanna, Download Her CD from the stepFORUM
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Download the Hives CD Leak – It’s Supposed to be Hard to Find…
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Some Dude in the Hot Tub With A Lot of Japanese Girls
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People Fucking in Shallow Water
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This will get sluts around you horny
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Pleasureville’s Got 56 Videos Featuring Some Slut Slutting Out
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