I hate stating the obvious, but the Madden brothers are cunts so I am not going to go much more into that because they say it all for themselves in the music they produce, the tattoos they rock and every time they leave their houses, but at least the other twin landed a quality looking girl, because the legs on Sophie Monk drive me bananas. The other thing that drives me bananas is that hot girls generally don’t know what’s up and are always with the cheesiest fucking typical dudes. I’ve been going out to a lot of these trendy bars over the Halloween week because they let me in and there are a bunch of slammin’ sluts in this city, but all of them hang with dudes that drop quotes from movies and songs as jokes, who buy bottles of “Goose” and who dress like every other motherfucker you see while dancing like the Chris Brown music video they used to learn how to dance from. The girls listen to radio music and Top 40 and get excited when songs they recognize from watching MTV hit and take 100s of pictures of themselves and their crew for Facebook. I don’t really know why hot chicks are generally lame as fuck, but I can only assume it’s because they’ve been told they are hot for their entire lives, they have all these assholes who are too stupid to not hit on them running up to them non-stop and buying them whatever they want, so they’ve become lazy. They know they just have to look pretty and get everything they want, so they don’t need to bother knowing what good music is or what funny is or what’s up because they’re having a good enough time reaping the benefits of good genetics.

Either way, I still love hot chicks because ugly chicks don’t really exist to me, they kinda just blend in with the background, expect for my wife, who took up the entire bed last night and every other night because she’s Queen Sized and we only have a Double.

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