The thing I like about Kristin Cavallari is that she’s good enough to have sex with, but I wouldn’t go as far as saying she’s hot. But she has all kinds of perks that makes her hot enough to marry, like the fact that she’s rich and can support my lifestyle, which is really only about $500 a month, I’m no K-Fed, I just want to bite his style, and not by dressing like a fool and launching a embarrassing flop of a rap career, but by knocking up rich girls, because a baby will always keep us together and by together I mean the checks rollin’ in.

So when a girl has money to support me, it makes her less than perfect face automatically become better than good enough, because I guess a person has more to offer the world than just their looks. See I am not shallow, I can deal with settling for ugly people provided they have money to compensate for the things they are lacking and reality is I sold my soul to the devil years ago, because I went with a fat lonely lady who had no problem paying my way, but now I have to smell her sweat every time I walk in my shitty apartment because I jumped the gun and went with the only bitch willing to do that for me, when I shoulda held out for someone who wasn’t so fat and had a bit more money to offer, but in being realistic, just having a disgusting poor lonely fat chick paying my way is pretty legendary….

Here are some Kristin Cavallari in pantyhose picturs, because she’s not fat.

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