Old tits are exciting because they’ve seen a lot more than young tits. Just think how many times they’ve been sucked from husbands, boyfriends, one night stands and her babies compared to some 19 year old who’s only let 5 duded up her shirt, not that that exists, but you get my point and if you don’t it’s fine, because I don’t think I actually made one.

Sure Reba looks like the state fair pig you threw out 25 years ago that’s decided to come knocking on your door to tell you that she still loves you and that you’re daughter you never knew you had has a 10 year old making you a grandfather and before slamming the door in the face because she’s clearly crazy, she offers to sell your some doilies she made for her church bazaar and when you say no she pulls out her tits that are 10 times bigger than they were when you last had her because that’s what getting old does to a woman and you’ve got no choice but to take hold of the aging process with your mouth and bust all over them….and by them I mean yourself, because you’re wife’s in the other room and you got overly excited by the risk of getting caught.

I am drunk and that’s why I just wrote this post. It happens.

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