I am guessing that the Hiltons went to Maui to celebrate Christmas because the family needed to get away from their lives that are already fuckin’ vacations because their cokehead loser rich kid father sued the grandfather’s Hilton Hotel estate because he was written out of the will because he was some cokehead rich kid loser that even his father wanted nothing to do with, and won, so now we have this trashy rich kid loser and his wallet fucking wife making rich kid babies who end up doing trashy wallet fuckin’ things and coke because the apple never falls far from the tree.

Either way, Nicky Hilton is in a bikini and I love bikinis, especially when they are on skinny girls, not that Nicky Hilton is a good kind of skinny girl; her ass is a deflated skinny mess but her no-tits can let you fantasize about 13 year old boys and I know you’re into that. It’s Christmas everyday for me, and I just keep on giving. I am the internet version of Santa Claus, but only because I like it when people sit on my lap and tell me what they want. Cuddles.

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