I got drunk last night and spent most of my time in the bathroom trying to pull off some kind of stand-up comedy routine that sucked. I’d say shit like “I’m Drunkenstepfather and I am the host of this bathroom experience, then I’d say a joke”. No one laughed. The probably thought I was some kind of queer trying to get a closer look at their cocks by distracting them with bad jokes while pissing next to them.

Speaking of queers, here’s a picture of Ashlee Simpson and her Gay in their bathing suits, I know that when they are behind closed doors, Pete’s the one rockin’ the bikini in this relationship, the one Ashlee’s in is probably his. Unfortunately, you’d probably find those pictures hotter than these pictures of Ashlee, but that’s just because you’re sexually confused.

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