This is Chanelle Hayes in a bikini, she’s some chick from UK Big Brother and she seems to have a track record of being some kind of party slut, which isn’t too surprising because it’s pretty much the life plan her parents gave her after naming her after some kind of tacky stripper or pornstar.

These have been floating around the internet the last couple of days and I kept deciding to not bother posting them, because bitch in the pictures is bloated and seems like she’s been doing enough floating around on her own. It looks like her ass has builtin float-wings you put on your kid so it doesn’t drown because having a kid drown reflects badly on your parenting skills.

Reality is that since I have no idea who she is, it’s possible that she’s pregnant and making fun of a bloated pregnant chick may not be very nice because it’s natures way of ruining a perfectly good vagina but at least it’s less abusive than if I was making fun of a bloated chick for being pregnant, who wasn’t even pregnant at all because that would just be mean.

Reality is she is one of those tight bodied 18 year olds who turns 20 and shit starts drooping in ways she never thought it would when she was a tight bodied 18 year old. It’s one of those life isn’t fair for a young slut situations that happens all the time. That’s why the awkwardly skinny 18 year old virgins are the ones you should be going after because at least by the time they hit 25 they’ll still be tight bodied and won’t have had multiple cocks in them during their pre-mature prime.

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