I was sitting in a pizza place earlier today and a group of Japanese tourists walked in to order some food. I thought it was weird that 2 of them were white and speaking with a broken Japanese/English accent but that was before I looked down at their feet to see that every single one of them was in fucking slippers. I am not talking UGGS or Man-UGGS, I am talking fucking slippers you get for Christmas from your aunt or some shit that have look like fucking Bear Paws or fucking Garfield on your feet. I was kinda thrown off because despite smelling like I am homeless and looking like I am homeless, I always make a minor effort to put on a pair of fucking shoes when I leave the house, even if the shoes are dirty and have holes in them, there’s just a certain etiquette that we’ve gotta follow as humans.

Here are some pictures of Ashley TIsdale or what looks like a Mexican Ashley Tisdale grabbing some coffee in a pair of ratty sweat pants, boots and a t-shirt. You know that if you were banging this chick, this is the beautiful around the house or casual shit you’d have to see her in and it’s a hell of a lot more disgusting that a silk neglige or panties and a wife-beater….In all honestly, I am surprised these fucking pants are soiled with pizza and period stains, but maybe they are, I just don’t get that VIP angle.

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