2026
01
Sep
There is nothing quite like a cup of coffee in the morning to start your day, it’s probably the only moment of warm joy you feel before the reality of your life and the day ahead set it. It’s that small dopamine hit that makes you forget that you’re a slave to a miserable system that is keeping you down….
It’s better when the coffee involves a naked chick…not that you’ve ever experienced that.
The romance scams you’re a victim of don’t typically involve personal time, or coffee dates with naked babes….it’s more the romance scam where you never meet the person, you just keep sending them money from your miserable paycheck that doesn’t quite motivate you as the slave to a miserable system that is keeping you down.
I guess some of you may be on the dating sites, where the romance scams you’re victims of aren’t necessarily wiring money to some stranger who will pay you back, or cashing million dollar checks for the scammers…but the kind that has you taking them out….
Unfortunately, your scammers are more into getting a meal out of wasting time with you, so they dont’ really do the whole coffee thing anymore. It’s not maximizing the scheme….like “TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER”…
So you probably don’t get naked girls drinking coffee either…
Which is why I am here to help you through it, by giving you what you need….
Naked girls…drinking coffee….which I also like to call “proof that squirt is pee”…..fourth wave coffee shops….
2009
13
Mar
And you care enough to look at these pictures, but more importantly, I cared enough to post them. It’s times like these where I really should just kill myself. I mean I don’t even go to this much effort when I grab myself a fucking coffee, but for some Disney starlet, I’m cropping and uploading pictures and writing a useless blurb….so this is what my life’s become. Good times.
Posted in:Coffee|Vanessa Hudgens
2008
19
Jun
You know those who get Aids together stay together because having to tell your new partner about your ailment is more embarrassing than the time I shat the bed at a girl’s house like I was in Trainspotting only without the heroin and without the parents in the morning. It was just one of those, I have to fart situation that ended really fucking messy, but only because she was giving me a blowjob at the time. I feel like that is the one time in my life, she would have rather heard that she was suckin on a Aids dick, instead of being smeared with feces, but other than that rare circumstance, it’s a pretty obvious killjoy.
Either way, Pam and Tommy are out on a coffee date, they both looked haggard as fuck and aging hasn’t worked out so amazing for them, I guess they could be out talking about the kids, but what I do know is that Pam Anderson makes a serious point about having sex after every date and that’s why no matter what they are doing together, they are ending the day with a fuck and that’s because Pam Anderson is a whore….a busted up whore…but still a whore.
Posted in:Coffee|Pam Anderson|Tommy Lee
2008
17
Jan
I was sitting in a pizza place earlier today and a group of Japanese tourists walked in to order some food. I thought it was weird that 2 of them were white and speaking with a broken Japanese/English accent but that was before I looked down at their feet to see that every single one of them was in fucking slippers. I am not talking UGGS or Man-UGGS, I am talking fucking slippers you get for Christmas from your aunt or some shit that have look like fucking Bear Paws or fucking Garfield on your feet. I was kinda thrown off because despite smelling like I am homeless and looking like I am homeless, I always make a minor effort to put on a pair of fucking shoes when I leave the house, even if the shoes are dirty and have holes in them, there’s just a certain etiquette that we’ve gotta follow as humans.
Here are some pictures of Ashley TIsdale or what looks like a Mexican Ashley Tisdale grabbing some coffee in a pair of ratty sweat pants, boots and a t-shirt. You know that if you were banging this chick, this is the beautiful around the house or casual shit you’d have to see her in and it’s a hell of a lot more disgusting that a silk neglige or panties and a wife-beater….In all honestly, I am surprised these fucking pants are soiled with pizza and period stains, but maybe they are, I just don’t get that VIP angle.
Ashley Tisdale Obnoxious on Christmas
Ashley Tisdale’s New Nose
Some Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini
More Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini
Even More Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini
Damn This Girl Likes Bikinis…
Posted in:Coffee|Jogging Pants|Unsorted