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Archive for the Jogging Pants Category

2008

04

Apr

Vanessa Hudgen’s Jogging Pants are Riding Low of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens isn’t necessarily a slut, she’s more of an exhibitionist who took a few naked pics for some guy she wanted to get jerking off to her and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that and clearly, in fact, I encourage it. I guess Disney feels the same way because they didn’t fire her but then again, Disney doesn’t seem to mind teenage pregnancy either so I guess they are just evolving with the times and know a good publicity stunt when they see one or maybe even stage one.

Here she is in some sloppy sweat pants that remind me of my shit I wear because I’ve pretty much given up on exterior appearance and jogging pants were always what the poor weird kid who always got a boner and never showered wore in high school even after constantly getting “pantsed”, so I am just trying to dress appropriately, it’s my kind of uniform. So I’ll never fully grasp when it became acceptable for anyone to wear these things outside of gym class, especially when those people are chicks you’d all fuck if she gave you the time of day. The good news is that she’s kinda pantsing herself and that’s good enough for me, but I am easily impressed like that.

Posted in:Jogging Pants|Underwear|Vanessa Hudgens

2008

17

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Dresses Up for the Coffee Shop of the Day

I was sitting in a pizza place earlier today and a group of Japanese tourists walked in to order some food. I thought it was weird that 2 of them were white and speaking with a broken Japanese/English accent but that was before I looked down at their feet to see that every single one of them was in fucking slippers. I am not talking UGGS or Man-UGGS, I am talking fucking slippers you get for Christmas from your aunt or some shit that have look like fucking Bear Paws or fucking Garfield on your feet. I was kinda thrown off because despite smelling like I am homeless and looking like I am homeless, I always make a minor effort to put on a pair of fucking shoes when I leave the house, even if the shoes are dirty and have holes in them, there’s just a certain etiquette that we’ve gotta follow as humans.

Here are some pictures of Ashley TIsdale or what looks like a Mexican Ashley Tisdale grabbing some coffee in a pair of ratty sweat pants, boots and a t-shirt. You know that if you were banging this chick, this is the beautiful around the house or casual shit you’d have to see her in and it’s a hell of a lot more disgusting that a silk neglige or panties and a wife-beater….In all honestly, I am surprised these fucking pants are soiled with pizza and period stains, but maybe they are, I just don’t get that VIP angle.


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Damn This Girl Likes Bikinis…

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