So no one emailed me asking me if my wife died or not. She didn’t. It turned out she ate some bad sausage and not the kind of sausage I wish she ate so that I’d have ground for a divorce. It was just typical fat chick sausage that she huffed down late at night even though shit was raw and it gave her some crazy heartburn. The good news is that I was stuck sitting next to some bitch with some kind of cold and now I am sick as a motherfucker…lookin’ at the computer is hard but I figure it’s better than having to lay in bed with my wife.
Here are my links and there are a lot of them but you have nothing better to do on the weekend….
The Complete Amy Fisher Sex Tape
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Kate Moss Had a Birthday Orgy that I Wasn’t Invited To…
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These Girls Have Something Sexy to Show You….
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J-LO Naked, Doing It With Some Black Dude NSFW
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Is this an O-Face or an Oprah Face
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Fergie Performs With Her Fly Down Pictures
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Some Disgustingly Huge Asian TIts Video
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Some Hot Chick Teases You With Her TIts on Webcam
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Some New Britney Spears Upskirt Shot in a Store
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Demi Moore Shows Off Her Old Lady Ass in this Magazine Photoshoot
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Topless Wii Chick, Video Game Pr0n
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Club Slut Trevasia Walls Posing Like a Club Slut Should
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Pam Anderson Brings Her Old Lady Tits Out to Party..
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The People Rubbing Adriana Lima’s Legs Have A Pretty Good Job Cuz She’s Got Some Pretty Good Legs
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This Is the Supermodel of the World and She’s Uglier Than Your Shit Soiled Underwear
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Brad Renfro Got a Pretty Funny Tattoo Before Dying…
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Some Pretty Intense Road Rage Fight on Video
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Some Robber Shoots Himself in the Balls Video
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Dirty Party Girl Carmen Zavala Half Naked
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Ex-Miss Columbia Universe in Some Panty Photoshoot Video
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Eminem is Fat
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Tyra Asks Hilary Clinton About Her Reaction to Bill Clinton Cheating on Her Because She’s a Great Reporter
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I’d Say Get This Oral Sex Snorkel Then Remembered You Don’t Get Action But It Could Make Bathtime With Your Mommy More Fun
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Some Really Lame Eva Mendes Nipple Slip
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Some Amazing Natural Tits Masturbating
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Miley Cyrus Lookin’ Like a Pornstar
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Some Monkey Pissing in its Own Mouth Video
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Some Chick Named Nadia Kiss has a Pretty Insane Body
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The Hottie of the Week is Some Bitch Named Gloria Velez and She’s Pretty Hot
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Hilary Duff’s Legs in Mexico
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Some Chick Named Pamela David Looks Good Naked
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Some Wrestling Bitch Named Melina Perez has a Pretty Hot Entrance
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Masuimi Max is Famous for Being a Slut and Posing
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Some Hot Chick Named Jana Posing and Topless and Worth Marrying
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Some Christina Milian Nipple Slip Shots
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Some Hot Pole Dancing at the Intermission at a Hockey Game Video
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The Evolution of Pierce Bronson’s Wife Keely Shay Smith…and It’s Not Really Evolution it’s More Like Eating Disorder
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Some Chick From ER was in Some Sex Scene and This is It
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Michael Jackson Beat Boxing Cuz He’s Hip Hop the Lame Version
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Such Naughty Food Erotica Video
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Two Busty Pornstars Getting Horny
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Brooke Banx is Half Naked and It’s Pretty Much Better than Being Half-Clothed
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Buy Yourself Some Pee Covered Panties Cuz You’re Tired of Jerking Off To Your Mom’s Underwear
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Isla Fisher in a Decently Erotic Photoshoot
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Aiken is Gay on Broadway and Looks Hysterical
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An Insane Asian Movie Sex Scene Where the Girl’s Pussy Eats a Motherfucker
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Some Asian Vegetable in Ass Video
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Perez Hilton Hosts Some Andy Milonakis Rap Song
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Mia Troche is a Party Slut and You Want a Piece
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The Associated Press Already Has a Britney Obituary Written Cuz They Think She’s Going to Die
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Paris Hilton Was Named Woman of the Year By Harvard and That’s Gotta Be a Joke
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A Whole Lot of Tera Patrick and Her Weak Chin at the AVN Awards
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Lohan is Going to Be Working in a Morgue for Community Service
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Some Girl Caught Pissing on Her Period Outdoors
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Some Teen Gives Her Boyfriend a Handjob in the Classroom Insanity
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This Girl Makes Her Pussy Fart “Three Blind Mice” Video Weirdness
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Colin Farrell Says Fuck on National TV
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This Bitch Named Tamsin Egerton’s Got Some Fuckin’ Legs
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Natalie Imbruglia Bikini Pictures I Was Going to Post But I’d Rather She Be Lying Naked on the Floor Like Her One Popular Song
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Some Naked Black Crackwhore on the Street
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Here’s an Amazing Stalking America Idol Audition
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Fabio Wants to Beat Up George Clooney in the Best Pretty Boy Fight Ever
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Leticia Cline Gets Topless on Howard Stern
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Sex in the Hot Tub When Drunk Makes a Funny Video
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Some Mom Flashing Her Tits Video
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Oprah Fires Doctor Phil
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET
Lookin’ Good Sweethear in All Kinds of Poses
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Some Naked Chick at a Party
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Some Self Shot Topless Pics
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Find the Best Porn on the Internet.
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This is Proven To Get You Laid…
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Now All You Need is to Find Girls To Fuck…
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Bonus – Chris Martin From Coldplay Attacking the Paparazzi Video
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