I was never for activists because they are usually greasy fucking hippie posers who think they have the power to change the fucking world and obsess over bullshit that’s not important but they think are important amongst their other greasy fucking hippie poser losers they met in their Poli Sci Class when in reality they are usually just uneducated fucks who don’t know the whole story and it’s all pretty embarrassing for them, but not as embarrassing as their stench.

I am however all for activists with retarded fake tits who protest irrelevant shit as a publicity stunt in front of MTV in see through dresses like being against testing on models because they are tired of beautiful people looking stupid on TV and I assume it’s because they consider themselves beautiful people who are misrepresented by the media and that’s why they got such huge implants to enhance that beauty not to distract us from other shortcomings like the fact that they are smart.

The reality is that this is probably a real issue because being a hot chick doesn’t always mean you’re dumb as shit, it usually just means you are lazy because you can use your looks to get ahead, and the dumb chicks are usually the sluts who aren’t actually hot, but think they are hot, and bleach their hair, fake tan their skin and implant their tits and act like assholes because they are assholes craving attention, ruining it for the rest of hot chicks.

So what it comes down to is that failing math so many times that you have to suck off the teacher to graduate is a serious issue because let’s face it, when you got looks you really don’t need brains to suck dick to get to the top and to solve this, we should be picking these potential hot chicks out of grade school and sending them to a special place where there are no text books, just hair stylists and there are no tests, just photographers and there are no homecoming games, just mock-bikini shoots, and there is no school dances, just coke fueled club nights with the hottest DJs in the world.

Lets face it, why make a hot bitch jump through the hoops normal people have to jump through just to get by when they are already so advanced and that’s why MTV and the rest of the world needs to stop testing models because ya’ll are just jealous.

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