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2009

09

Oct

PETA Protest Featuring Topless Chicks Bodypainted Like Lizards of the Day

I was talking about militant lesbians last night, about a better time when dykes were actually dykes. There were barely any of these college girls “experimenting” lipstick lesbians, or girls who were just trying to fit into that whole emo-bisexual trend. If you were a lesbian, you were angry, you hated dick and anything dick was attached to, you hated pollution and the greenhouse effect, you hated cruelty to animals and you did everything you could to fight it, like tying yourself to a tree, protesting outside office buildings and KFC, and joining shit like PETA where you’d get naked and show off you fat lesbian body that made you a lesbian in the first place because dudes never wanted to fuck you, making the whole thing a real dramatic experience that people had no choice but to remember because it was so traumatic.

I guess the good news is that PETA is still recruiting bitches who get naked, cuz naked chicks are always worth lookin at, even if they are ugly, since it’s better than lookin at non-naked chicks, and I figure if you can convince any girl, no matter how ugly she is, that a cause is worth stripping down for, you’ve done something right, seriously, I’ve been trying to get girls to get naked for my dick, which is a serious charity case and I’ve never been as successful as this PETA bullshit….

Either way, here are some pics of these lesbians body painted and protesting snake/lizard skin to start the day.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bodypaint|PETA|Protest|Topless

2009

15

May

Some Pornstar Protests Nude of the Day

Some pornstar named Laura Perego was in Rome or is from Rome and decided to get political, so she hit up the Embassy of Afghanistan, got naked and protested the whole law allowing men to rape their wives and guarantee sex twice a week, a law that I think I should start protesting in America to instill.

I may not believe in her cause, but I do know that this is the kind of protest I can get down with, you know whores naked and causing ruckus, even if I firmly believe in whores, rape, oppression to women and all those other good things about Afghanistan.

Here are those pics.

Posted in:Pornstar|Protest

2008

19

Dec

Scientology Protesters Rain on Tom Cruises Gay Nazi Parade of the Day

I don’t understand people who protest Scientology. Sure shit may be weird, I mean I never really bothered trying to figure out what it’s all about, what I do know is that it’s something weird, rich, celebrities attach themselves to, so it’s obviously something that insecure egos would attach themselves to. What I do know is that shit involves spirituality and living forever, something I am sure any ego would be drawn to and that it was turned into a religion in the ’50s to avoid paying income tax. I am sure the dude who founded this thing based on a concept that came to him when writing a book is laughing at how much money he has scammed out of these desperate people over the years, but I don’t really get why anyone would care who worships what, or whether Tom Cruise is sitting in his mansion preying to Jesus Christ or sitting in his basement building a fucking spaceship. We all need something to believe in and going out to premieres to let the world know that you think this Scientology shit is bad, is even more desperate as being a fucking Scientologist….

I don’t know why I am posting this, but it’s already written so it’s stayin…

Posted in:Protest|Scientology|Tom Cruise

2008

19

Sep

Scientology and Scientologists are fuckin crazy….of the Day

I got this email…

Peaceful protesters met to organize before the protest at Katie Holmes’ new broadway show All My Sons only to find a THRONG of Scientologists handing out weird, creepy flyers with the names, places of residence and pictures of Anonymous protesters on them.  Holy Xenu!  One older man followed the Guy-Fawkes-masked group of 20-somethings to Katie’s theater all the while screaming “THIS WAY TO YOUR MEDICATION!  FOLLOW ME FOR PROZAC!” over and over.  New York Police had to step in to ask him to move along, and then again later when another man tried to instigate a fight among the protesters.  Overall, though, things went off peacefully. You can see video of the weird and creepy behavior here:

And I am postin the video, even though it is pretty dull, cuz Scientology and Scientologists are fuckin crazy….and so are the people who waste their time protesting it, even if this video is too boring to do both their craziness justice….

Posted in:Protest|Scientology|Youtube

2008

24

Jan

Lucy Pinder Protesting to Not Test on Models Because It Makes Them Look Dumb Because They are Dumb of the Day

I was never for activists because they are usually greasy fucking hippie posers who think they have the power to change the fucking world and obsess over bullshit that’s not important but they think are important amongst their other greasy fucking hippie poser losers they met in their Poli Sci Class when in reality they are usually just uneducated fucks who don’t know the whole story and it’s all pretty embarrassing for them, but not as embarrassing as their stench.

I am however all for activists with retarded fake tits who protest irrelevant shit as a publicity stunt in front of MTV in see through dresses like being against testing on models because they are tired of beautiful people looking stupid on TV and I assume it’s because they consider themselves beautiful people who are misrepresented by the media and that’s why they got such huge implants to enhance that beauty not to distract us from other shortcomings like the fact that they are smart.

The reality is that this is probably a real issue because being a hot chick doesn’t always mean you’re dumb as shit, it usually just means you are lazy because you can use your looks to get ahead, and the dumb chicks are usually the sluts who aren’t actually hot, but think they are hot, and bleach their hair, fake tan their skin and implant their tits and act like assholes because they are assholes craving attention, ruining it for the rest of hot chicks.

So what it comes down to is that failing math so many times that you have to suck off the teacher to graduate is a serious issue because let’s face it, when you got looks you really don’t need brains to suck dick to get to the top and to solve this, we should be picking these potential hot chicks out of grade school and sending them to a special place where there are no text books, just hair stylists and there are no tests, just photographers and there are no homecoming games, just mock-bikini shoots, and there is no school dances, just coke fueled club nights with the hottest DJs in the world.

Lets face it, why make a hot bitch jump through the hoops normal people have to jump through just to get by when they are already so advanced and that’s why MTV and the rest of the world needs to stop testing models because ya’ll are just jealous.


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