Here are some pictures of a drunken Lauren Conrad nice and messy on her birthday with her tits hanging out of her dress and her sober looking friend trying to save her from flashing her tits like a good drinking sidekick who loves ruining everyone else’s fun in trying to take part in the celebration with her on her birthday, even when it is via the computer like we were friends with her. I always hated those kinds of prudes who stop their friends from showing me their vaginas on camera for the website every fucking weekend.

Either way, this group of girls from The Hills are like the low budget version of the Lohans and since they stem from shitty reality TV shows and not from shitty movies, I can assume they won’t be around all that long, but little girls still look up to them because they think just being on TV makes you someone worth paying attention to and I guess I do too, because I am posting these pictures like they matter but I just encourage hard drinkin’ in party dresses. I am a pervert like that.

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