Here are some pictures of a drunken Lauren Conrad nice and messy on her birthday with her tits hanging out of her dress and her sober looking friend trying to save her from flashing her tits like a good drinking sidekick who loves ruining everyone else’s fun in trying to take part in the celebration with her on her birthday, even when it is via the computer like we were friends with her. I always hated those kinds of prudes who stop their friends from showing me their vaginas on camera for the website every fucking weekend.

Either way, this group of girls from The Hills are like the low budget version of the Lohans and since they stem from shitty reality TV shows and not from shitty movies, I can assume they won’t be around all that long, but little girls still look up to them because they think just being on TV makes you someone worth paying attention to and I guess I do too, because I am posting these pictures like they matter but I just encourage hard drinkin’ in party dresses. I am a pervert like that.

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You can take the slut out of the party, usually by carrying her drunken ass out in a way that if she pukes none of it splashes on your new shoes, but you can’t take the party out of the slut. I know that made absolutely no sense, but what I am getting at is that Tara Reid is a lot like Paris Hilton in the sense that they are both around 30 years old, but still party like they are 18 year olds at a frat party during homecoming week.

There’s nothing really wrong with making a life out of getting fucked and fucked up, it actually turns me on, because girls who get their lives together and work the corporate gig to save up for the down payment on the condo and the one vacation they go on with all their girlfriends during Christmas vacation and the occassional slip up where they want to feel like they are young again and hit up some lame old lady bar all while pretending they weren’t taking 2 dicks at the same time in the coat check room after drinking 27 shots 5 years earlier kinda bore the fuck out of me.

I am all for having a good time with people who don’t know what the fuck is going on because they’re too fucking wasted and without booze I would have never bagged most of the girls I’ve bagged. So here are some pics of Tara Reid living the dream.

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