I am pretty slow fucking moving today and I don’t really know why, maybe it’s the fact that my friend fed me all kinds of disgusting foods last night at his Superbowl party and my body is recovering, but I think it’s more likely laziness a laziness that is so intense it carries over into the performance of my shitty site that is taking an hour and a fucking half to load.

I don’t watch sports but I was happy to see the Giants win the Superbowl because I fucking hate that Tom Brady motherfucker. I feel like dude thinks he’s a fucking hero, banging supermodels, playing a perfect season, riding some kind of high horse that was nice to see him get kicked off. I am all about kickin’ ’em when they are up just as much as kickin’ ’em when they are down.

Either way, I know that he’s not banging Gisele’s brazilian homegirl who she probably doesn’t talk to because girls are jealous of each other, but someone is because Ambrosio is knocked the fuck up and for some reason still working while pregnant. I guess it’s the strict work-ethic that they have ingrained into their brazilian fisherman brains or some shit.

So if seeing pregnant models doing a photoshoot while rockin’ a little lingerie and a little fetus cookin’ in her gut turns you on….these will make you happy. I am just happy about thinking of what got her to this point, but that’s just because I like sluts and nothing says “I put out and don’t use condoms because everyone knows condoms suck” like this fertile bitch.

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