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2008

04

Feb

Gemma Atkinson’s Got Some Big Beer Drinking Tits of the Day

My site is running like fucking shit and I don’t know why. I can only assume this is what happens when you don’t pay the bills….

Either way, I still don’t know who Gemma Atkinson is, but I know she is some UK chick with huge tits and here she is drinking beer at some pub with her tits. I am all for equal rights but I don’t know if women should be allowed to drink beer, not because I am some kind of Nazi who thinks we should control what other people drink but because when I look at a girl drinking beer, I think of lazy, fat and sluggish and that doesn’t give me a boner.

I drink beer and have drank a lot of beer over the years and I have become an overweight mess who can barely get off the fucking couch to get another beer no matter how badly I want one and if that’s any indicator on what beer does to people and since there’s nothing I hate more than seeing a fat lazy bitch, it’s only needed to keep the beer out of the bitch’s hand unless you want her to be in the same condition, That is why I am more into my girls doing crystal meth, or E or even cocaine and Adderall because at least shit jacks them up and makes them bubbly and keeps them thin enough to want to see naked.

That said, sometimes bitches gain weight in some of the right places and since Gemma’s tits look real, she’s the kind of girl who gets more stacked the more shitty foods she eats and those discount natural breast implants that she got from spending 5k on food not plastic surgery are all good until her ass, stomach and legs decide to play catch up…..So enjoy it while it lasts you big titty lover.

Thanks Beer for showing me a good time and saving me money on plastic surgery by giving me the calories needed to grow my tits proper and hinder my judgement enough to have some great one night stands. You’re my best friend!

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