I figure that when you’re a useless bitch who has no business being famous other than being in the right place at the right time and having a fake friendship with a girl who happened to already be on a MTV show leading you to getting some guest appearances then later a staring roll on her own MTV show have nothing better to do than get new tits for better ratings and a somehow land a shitty record deal to show off those tits in song.

Anyway, here are some pictures of Heidi Montag and her fake tits trying on dresses she’s going to be wearing to the Grammy awards she wasn’t invited too because the industry doesn’t consider her famous enough, but I hear she’s going to a great party at her mom’s house where they all dress up and give each other fake awards in a fake ceremony they put on to celebrate her fake career…and her fake tits…..and this is her trying on outfits for that event. Cuddles.

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