Lohan is getting out a car and she isn’t wearing leggings to cover up her legs, which is pretty unfortunate because her freckled skin reminds me of this dirty Vietnamese kid who lived around the corner from me and who came from a family of store owners who spent more time pricing half rotten food to take care of him and every time I’d see the little fucker he’d be covered in dirt and mud like he’d been rolling around in the puddle reliving the Vietnam war because the puddle was God’s toy for him because his parents weren’t about to buy him any, all their money went into the store.

Either way, like any girl in a short dress, keeping her goods underwraps where they should be, if only to keep the smell in, is hard. So if you look closely enough you will see a little freckled ass cheek that would have been considered cute when she was 5, because freckles are only cute on kids and not because 5 year old ass is hot but now it just looks like an anal sex accident that wasn’t cleaned up properly and that’s kinda gross unless you’re me, in which case it is a total turn on. I was always the kind of guy who was into banging girls hours after they fucked other dudes….I guess that’s why deep inside, I am convinced Lohan is my soul mate.

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