I got this email:
Dear Sir,
I was surfing the internet, as I want to do, and somehow I think the devil himself made me stumble across your website. I have never in my life read such cruel, distasteful, and hurtful things in all my life! The people you criticize so harshly have dedicated their lives to working VERY HARD to become successful and you treat them like dirt, in addition to your disgusting personal editorial. I don’t know how you sleep at night. You need to go to church, I will pray for you.
Betsy Rogers
Des Moines, Iowa
I replied:
Thanks Betsy.
I appreciate the email. I am not sure what you are specifically making reference to, but I am glad the “Devil” brought us together.
I don’t believe that the devil actually exists and I guess that means I don’t think God does either. I know that I like to pretend I am the cumming of Christ sometimes, but usually only when I am cumming all over my wife’s ass….because my name is Jesus…she usually wipes it off, so I guess she’s doesn’t really believe in the whole coming of Christ shit either.
I know you don’t know me, but I do have issues with impotency, and sometimes I can’t fuck for weeks. That to me is the closest I’ve ever come to possessed by the devil. No, I’m not talking about my wife’s devil tattoo over he gaping vagina, which was pretty cute when she was younger, but since the weight gain looks more like Texas, I am talking about not being able to do something I really want to do that is out of my control. I guess like a paralyzed dude trying to run a marathon but only being able to roll passed the finish line kind of thing.
Either way, somehow my baby Jesus always shines through and makes an appearance like it was Good Friday and if there was a God, I’d totally give him a high five, but only after washing my hands, because my wife’s a squirter. I was always convinced she was just peeing on me, but we took a sample to the lab and it turns out she was just having really intense orgasms, which is amazing, considering I have no business or skills to make anyone cum, not even myself while watching really raunchy porn.
As for hurting your feelings by making fun of celebrities, all I have to say is that they put themselves out there and are financially compensated in their jobs for any shit I may spew. I am sure it doesn’t hurt their feeling because they are too busy sitting on beaches, doing cocaine and having pre-marital sex…..I think maybe you are confusing me for the devil, when in reality it’s these “role models” who are fuckin’ up the kids by making them image conscious, materialistic, vapid sluts who use their tits to get them ahead are really the devil’s work….maybe together we are on the same spiritual path. Send Nudes.
We should go grab a coffee next time I am in Des Moines, which may be never, since I am sure it’s as shitty there as it sounds and I’d rather be rockin’ out on the beaches of Cancun during college spring break than going to church with you, but if your tits are hot enough, maybe I’ll re-work my vacation plans.
Happy Easter,
Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
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