Here are some pictures of criminal Mischa Barton out shopping with her dog. I guess the irony in this picture is that Mischa is the fucking dog and the dog is actually cute. Not that I know what irony is, but I assume it’s that.

She’s a sloppy mess who was at her hottest while playing a dead puking girl in the Sixth Sense that Haley Joel Osmond jerked off on and ever since then it’s all gone down hill for her, but I know some of you freaks like that smell, so here’s her tit busting out of her top.

This post may be shitty, but so am I. I don’t understand how fucking virginal the internet is for getting excited about seeing a bitch’s tit from the side. They’ve even go as far to call it Sideboob, like the fuckin’ thing’s got a name, and if that doesn’t scream, I’ve never felt tits in my life, I guess it screams I’ve also never watched porn, because I am so fucking desensitized from porn, that the only thing that turns me on is watching the fuckin’ news, or maybe sometimes when I see a dudes get shit on by a juggling midget, but that’s only because I want to hate fuck Hayden Panettiere.

Maybe I am weird, but I am also hungover, I just woke up and the last thing I want to be doing is writing about some useless bitch’s tits. So fuck yourself. I love you. I am bi-polar like that.

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