Yesterday I got an email saying that Kristin Cavallari was suckin’ dick at 13 and today I got one that said:

Dear Jesus,

I read that post on Kristin Cavallari and her dick sucking in camp, I just wanted to let you know that I was one of the guys she sucked off at 13….that’s right…one of the guys. We used to all use her mouth as our own fucking masturbation tool, fuck using a hand when you have a willing girl with her mouth wide open. It made circle jerks so much fuckin’ better, because instead of cumming on the cracker, we’d just all cum in her mouth and the loser would have to snowball the bitch.

There was this one time I had her back of the head in my hand and I was just fuckin’ the shit out of her face and she slid her finger in my ass. At first I thought it was one of my camp buddies getting a little too close for comfort but then I realized it was Cavallari….now at 13 getting your ass fingered is some next level shit that only someone who had been molested would know how to do…so my theory is that she was molested but it was all worth it because she was phenomenal. The best I’ve ever had…oh and she’s a total squirter.

Take it easy man.

J.

That was kinda disturbing and I am going to assume that it’s not true……

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