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Tara Reid is a Spring Break Mess of the Day

I wonder what the Cancun Airport smells like when the Spring Break week is over and all the college whores head back to their normal lives. I am thinking like stale beer, cigarettes, cum and aids….a lot like Tara Reid’s vagina.

These are some pictures of our All American Sweetheart arriving in LA after her Cancun party weekend, reliving the last 10 years of her life, since she’s always on fuckin’ Spring Break all year round and she doesn’t even go to school or work because spring break is her job. The bad news is that shit is catching up to her as her face slowly falls off her body…the good news is that all those fees she charges to show up to your party can cover the cost of plastic surgery. I say she’s got another solid 10 years in her before she’s gotta hang up the bikini and sleep it off because this bitch is stamina.

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  • bessie22

    I just saw her profile on “w e a l t h yRo m a n c e .c o m”, what happened to her marriage?

  • Blah.

    Bitch is always drunk. What’s up with the spam asswipes here??

  • Prick Up Your Ears

    Good God, will somebody tell this bitch she’s 32, her looks have long since faded, and she better get to Vegas and start turning tricks.

  • Tara is a drunk.

    Her liver must be on it’s last leg.

  • So what’s looser at this point?

    The poon or the butt lips?


  • romeo

    i like her legs, so long and so skim…i used to see hot chicks on pubspa dotcom, but i think this one is also good, but unfortunetely, my girl is not hot, but i have to make her so…

  • dnichols

    like you fat bastards can pass judgement on tara….just stay home and pull your pud, eat more fast food and NEVER get laid.

  • lilypie

    I think I’ve ever saw her on ☆☆☆ wealthyromanceS.Com ☆☆☆☆ It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….

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