I’ve decided that the only thing that turns me on these days is The View. Shit is like porno disguised as boring women sitting behind a desk running their mouths off. Last week I posted Whoopi Goldberg talking about her panty soup and today she’s kisses her co-host Joy. I don’t know what to say about it because I am too busy trying to convince my wife to have sex with me to celebrate the erection shit gave me. If you’re wondering why I think it’s hot, so I am. I remember watching Ghost when she had a Patrick Swayze kiss and feeling sick to my fucking stomach, I don’t think it’s gotta do with being a racist but more with Whoopi having about as much sex appeal as a bucket of shit we have lying around since my wife broke our toilet, but then again, I’d pretty much stick my dick in anything…here’s the video of some old lady awkward lesbianism…

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