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2008

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to admit I wasn’t really around all that much today because it was my birthday and I convinced one of my friends to take me out to lunch and another to take me out for dinner and by dinner I mean to a stripclub with a free buffet. I just got back, I am another year older and a whole lot drunker and don’t remember much about the lap dances I had. I know it’s hard to be ballin’ in a bar filled with strippers over the age of 40 and drinks that cost $2 each, but we probably spent 100 dollars each tonight and in case you didn’t know, that is ballin’ to me. I got a disgusting lapdance from some slut with big feet and fat lady mom of 5 tits that I had no problem playing with for the 3 songs I booked her and bitch had the nerve to ask if I had showered today, when I told her it’s been about a week she wasn’t surprised. Then she asked me if I slept in the clothes i was wearing and offered to invite her to find out, but she wasn’t into my lame charm, so I ended up sticking my thumb up her ass, having her scream and being kicked out by the bouncer who didn’t really to seem to care all that much but just had to do his job. I don’t know why I am ranting this shit, I know it doesn’t care, maybe I treat this blog like some kind of pathetic journal a fag in high school keeps because it’s the only thing that doesn’t judge him for craving cock…only without the whole cock wanting part…who knows.

Here are my links…that my stepDaughter helped throw together since it was my special day. Hope she didn’t suck.

Ps. I love you all.

PPS. That’s the alcohol talking….

PPPS. It’s not my birthday anymore.

Carrie Underwood Lookin Decent in Some Gown
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I love Brazil
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Beauty Competitions Are the ONLY way to Judge a Women
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Free Soda for Life!!!
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Well, This Just About Somes Up the Kardashian’s TV Show
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Jay Nichols Is Wearing Some Topless Party Wear
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The Life You Will Never Lead
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How to Win a Beauty Contest
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We All Need a Little Help Now and Again
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The Newest Mess Not to be Missed on Television
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Karolina Kurkova Gives Dudes Boners
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Virginity ISN’T a Disease It IS Curable!
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Sex – It’s Not Just a Solo Act -Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Lauren Conrad Says She’s Single Because She Likes It. I Think It’s Cause She Wears Sweat Pants Everywhere
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Ehhhhhh……Lily Allen, WTF?
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Jordin Sparks is Lookin’ Good
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Disgusting Was Seen Making Out with More Disgusting
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In Case You Never Learned This In College…It’s Never Too Late..Shotgun A Beer
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JLO Has Officially Damned Her Children Forever
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Beat Grand Theft Auto
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You’re Monday Porn Fix
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A Little Ass Shaking Never Hurt Anyone
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Frosty Fuck
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London’s Calling…For More Hours in the Day
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Charley Uchea is Topless on the Beach
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Some Sort of Science Shit I Don’t Understand, But Is Pretty Fucking Cool
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A Kardashian Nude Poll
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I Can Think of Other Things She Should be Spending Her Money On then Tattoos
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The Best Face Plant Ever Caught on Tape
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Topless Balance Beam Routine
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Jessica Alba is Getting Fatter By the Day
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Everybody Hates Shiloh
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When Cheetahs Attack
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Model Skirt Slip
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More Naked Pics of Heather Mills (With and Without Wooden Leg)
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Naked Paintball
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Hefner Celebrates His Birthday With Hookers
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Cristiano Ronaldo Dating Spanish Model Nereida Gallardo
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Here are a Whole Lot of Nude Beach Pictures from All OVer the Motherfucker
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Woody Harrelson’s Skinny Dipping With His Homies Like a Straight
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Listen to One of My Readers Rapping
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Choose the Best Pair of Legs
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Even the Police in France are Gay
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One of the Real Housewives of New York Topless
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American Apparel Finally Goes More Porn
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Stacy Keibler’s Ex Was Arressted and He’s a Real Looker…
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Some Asian Chick Takin Off Her Clothes Video
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Girl Naked on a Chair
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FROM THE FORUM

Stairway to Heaven Highway to Hell
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Eric Clapton – Crossroads
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Howard Stern – Unlcean Beaver
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Blue Man Group – How to be a Megastar
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DJ Quik
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10,000 Maniacs – Uplugged
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Coldplay – Castles
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Some Eva Longoria Goodness
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Penelope Cruz
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How to Train Your Dog
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Wallpapers Thread
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True Love
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Alcohol is great
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Darwin Awards
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Warcraft II
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Praise Me, You Fucking Assholes
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The Best of Blondie
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Nitzer Ebb
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Looking For Girl in a Coma…Aren’t We All?
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More Awesome Movies
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Uncle B’s Monday Amature
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Poll For the Ladies
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