So I am at the grocery store buying my fat wife some chips because bitch is on some kind of diet that she pretends she saw on Oprah but is probably some kind of lie, because she’s been on it for 10 years and she’s fat as hell, so I guess it’s really just some kind of fat person diet which makes sense that she saw it on Oprah but that’s not the point.
So I run into my old neighbor’s daughter who I haven’t seen in years and she’s with some kind of lesbian now and she’s hanging with her lover and introduces to me as her lover, so I awkwardly slap the lover on the back and tell her that I could always tell she was a lesbian by the way she licked her ice cream….she just liked it too much but then again she was 4 and that’s when they gave me a dirty look and walked away.
Jodie Marsh Takes Off Layers of Sperm and Poses Without Make-Up
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Britney Spears May Release Her Video Diaries
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Don’t Worry, These Half Naked Party Sluts Won’t Talk to Me Either…That’s What GHB is For….
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Jenna Jameson’s Zombie Strippers Exclusive Clip
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Cheryl Tweedy’s Rack is Smokin’
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Use This To Get Laid, Because It Won’t Happen On It’s Own
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Hypnotize Chicken…Then Fuck it After
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In Case You Need a Little More Kim Kardashian
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A Gallery of Peeping Thongs, Because I know Shit Covered Pieces of String Get You Off
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Download Stills From the Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape HERE!
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Hours of Web Cam Fun with Webcam Sluts
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So This is What Girls Do For Fun? Kinda Gross…If You Ask Me…And I’m a Gross Motherfucker…
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Rock of Love Reunion Went Wrong…Or Right, Depending How You Look At It
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Pam Anderson Showing Off Her Huge Tits
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Some Sienna Miller in a Romper Like a 2 Year Old…Slut….
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Snoop Dogg is in Love With Leanna Rimes
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Some Vintage STD Ad….Syphilis is NOW Curable…
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Lucky Lucy is Some Blonde Slut Posing In Her G-String
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Paris Says Kim Kardashian Has Cottage Cheese Legs…and The Fight Begins….
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Pam Anderson Reading Some Kind of Corporate Porn….
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Miley Cyrus Jail Bait at the CMT Awards
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Lopez is Losing the Baby Weight Fast. Now If She Could Only Do Something About That Ass
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Mother of the Year
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Rio Heroes Ring Girls
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One More Chick That Could Kick Your Ass
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Spring Break Sluts
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Calandar Girls
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Some Mischa Barton Semi-Topless
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Micah Moore’s Gallery
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Your Tuesday Porn Fix
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Well, It’s Official. Alba is Never Going to Be Hot Again…Here She is Sucking….
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Some Self Defense Bullshit Video
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Some Girl Attacks a Guy For Asking Her IF She Took Her Pussy to the Vet to Get Its Shots Video
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Some Insane Street Illusion Art
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2 Girls, 1 Cupcake
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Jelena Jensen Takes a Bath
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Brooklyn Decker’s Hot Gallery
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Naked on Ice
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Some Dude VIolently Attacks His Ex in Front of his New Girlfriend
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Some Dancing Cop Caught on Video
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Heidi Montag Thinks She’s a Rapper
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Irina Voronina Gallery
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That Amazing Scene From Showgirl
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The Sexiest Topless Babes
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Lily Allen Gets A Post-Miscarriage Haircut – It’s a New Trend
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Find Girls To Fuck You in the Way Your Own Hand Can’t
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Some TNA Wrestling Bitch Named Velvet Sky Lookin’ Like a Pornstar
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Some Girl Takes a Shower For You in Her Clothes
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Some Jojo Gallery for the Perverts
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Some Slag in her Underwear and Posing And Shit
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Some Breast Feeding Video
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BONUS – Dark Knight Alternate Ending I Didn’t Watch
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