Jimi Hendrix liked filming himself fuck and I guess the girl who was in the film fucking him decided it was time to make some money,so she sold the shit to Vivid who are releasing it. I don’t know much more about the sex tape, but it’s probably one of the most obscure to hit and I guess dude won’t be too upset about it, considering he’s dead. I do know that he’s got 2 chicks on his dick because it’s the rockstar way and that made me realize that the sluts dyking out today isn’t anything new. I guess that’s the kinds of lessons we learn when our only form of education is through pornography.

Regardless of not being a fan of Hendrix, because I don’t play guitar and don’t think of him as some revolutionary, I am a fan of the bush, real tits and grainy black dudes fucking in the 60s so I will definitely download this shit illegally and watch it, even if it’s a piece of shit and doen’t impress me.

Speaking of not impressing people, I went to pick up my piece of shit computer that had the hard drive explode and asked them for my old hard drive in hopes of restoring the data. When they didn’t have it, I pretended to be pissed off and said “I have gigs of nude pictures of myself that I just don’t think I’ll ever be able to recreate”. The girl working the cash laughed awkwardly like the time I told the gas attendant who thought I was a girl because of my ratty long greasy balding hair that it happens all the time because of my big ol’ vagina. I guess people just don’t find me funny.

Either way, if more of this shit hits, I’ll be posting it, so ya’ll come back now.

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