So I decided to go on a whore run last night, not because I can afford a whore but because I like watching people at work to remind me of what the concept means. The problem was that I don’t have a car so I was forced to do it on foot and it was raining. The only friend I made was some french squeegee kid who reminded me of something right out of a horror movie but he taught me how to smoke rock, squeegee cars and walk his talk at the same time and it’s that level of multitasking I just can’t find in myself. It’s like the time I found out my friend jerked off everytime he took a shit because it was the only private time he could find in his house and I was both disgusted and amazed by his level of productivity. Because when I shit I am just trying to deal with the pain that comes from bad diet, hard living and hemorroids and when I used to jerk off I used to just deal with trying not to wake my stepdaughters up.
Either way, here’s some shit going on in the forum….
———Music———
Earth Wind and Fire – Box Set
GO
The Warriors OST
GO
Bubba Sparxxx – The Charm
GO
And you will know us by the Trail of the dead
GO
Foals – Antidotes
GO
Pearl Jam – Three Fish – The Quiet Table
GO
Miles Davis – Ascenseur Pour L’Echafaud
GO
Miles Davis Box Set
GO
Chris Whitley – Living with the Law
GO
Rollins Band – End of Silence
GO
The Black Keys – The Moan
GO
Tears For Fears – The Hurting
GO
The Beach Boys – Summer Days
GO
Duran Duran – Notorious
GO
Christina Aguilera – Just Be Free
GO
Michael Lee Firkins – Cactus Cruz
GO
Andy Taylor – Thunder
GO
Jazzmatazz Vol.4
GO
———Celebs———
Kelley Osbourne’s Big Tits
GO
Katherine Heigl – Photoshoot
GO
Tara Reid Cleavage Pics
GO
Lindsay Lohan in Her Panties
GO
———Comedy Albums———
Mitch Hedburg – Strategic Grill Locations
GO
Mike Birbiglia – Two Drink Mike
GO
———Porn———
Random Nudes
GO
Fervor Feels Herself
GO
Bad Tattoo, Nice Facial
GO
Hips and Thongs
GO
Scarlett Pain
GO
That is an ASS!
GO
Nella minus the fist in puss
GO
———Pics———
Monica Lewinsky’s Boyfriend
GO
———random joke———
How to Stop A Rape
GO
———Sex Talk———
When Did you First Start Watching Porn?
GO
Posted in:Forum