So some fat chick named Whitney wins America’s Next Top Model. There are a few reasons why I think this happened and they go like this. First, Tyra is a fat slob who gets a lot of hate for being a fat slob. Second, the media is getting attacked by fat chicks everywhere for improperly representing them while giving kids a negative sense of what a body should look like and choose a fat chick is good for ratings and lastly, every other season, mainly last season when they chose the skinniest most masculine lookin’ mess of a girl, they have chosen skinny bitches and Tyra wants to balance things out, like when American Idol skews the votes for the black dude to win. Either way, here’s Whitney winning and I hear as her prize she’s getting a job promoting Pizza Hut and is getting paid in a lifetime supply. She couldn’t be happier.

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