Selma Blair Runs Around in a See Through Shirt of the Day

2008

Jul

Selma Blair Runs Around in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I slept in today because I was talking dirty to some small breasted girl from a different timezone until 5 or 6 in the morning, I thought I could make her cum by pretending I had a boner, but it turns out that I was wrong. It turns out that cyber sex with me is just a good motivational tool for the other party to be doing something more productive with their time. I am not very good. I think I threw her off when I told her I would lick her pussy like my wife eats a sandwich, but I could be wrong.

Here are some small titty Selma Blair wearing a see through top, because like the small titty girl I saw walking in a white shirt with no bra in the rain the other day, small titty girls feel like they have an equal right to not wear a bra and treat their chest the same as a dude does and that works for me, despite small tits being the closest thing I’ve ever been to fucking a man during my experimental days and they seem to be able to withstand more abuse than their big tits.

Either way, Selma Blair reminds me of some cocaine, hipster, electro music listening trash who thinks she’s so fucking fashionable in these pictures and at 36, I think it’s time for her to grow the fuck up.