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Carrie Underwood in Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

If you are wonder what shit shoveling, tobacco chewin’, guitar strummin’, whiskey drinking cowboys who suffer from a broken heart and who’s dog died last month jerk off to while they cry, Carrie Underwood is it. Here she is in a bikini, which would help those fuckers reach orgasms if they knew how to turn on a computer, but are too busy herding cattle instead, but at least they have their old transmittor radio to learn every lyric of her heart warming songs. The truth is that Carrie Underwood shows us that American Idol can make you very fucking rich, if you use it to get into country music, because country fans are loyal as fuck and will always support one of their own for their entire career, making Underwood a cash cow you’d want to saddle up and ride into the sunset.

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  • Moi

    WOW……if you don’t fap to that then you’re gay….not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  • Moi

    Oh yah….FIRST…….and second!!!!!

  • jessiy

    NICE! My friend recommended me a very interesting place ☆☆☆ wealthyromances.com ☆☆☆ If you’ve ever been there you will know what I mean….

  • Frothy Afterbirth

    More like shitty pictures. How the fuck can a white girl be just a walking shadow in the middle of broad daylight. Lazy ass photog, check the damn light meter or tweak the brightness & contrast before uploading any images.

  • Derek

    How cum she never fucks any of us black guys? Always white losers like tony homo.

  • Bob Smith

    I would give her a solid “not bad”. She’s famous, makes good money, and looks decent.

    Much better than the chicks we’re all getting.

    I would dirty her up inside and out.

  • Candi Apples

    Carrie Underwood is no 10,but she’s still hot.

    She looks a lot better than she did in her Idol days,when she was slightly chunky.

    Yet another Hollywood tart who is on the coke diet,but coke and meth seem to be doing her body some good.

    But her bikini,it’s tacky…