Kate Moss is topless on a yacht again. I am a fan, not really sure why, but that’s just how it is. It’s nice knowing that while she was out getting some sun in luxury, I was sitting on my ghetto couch that smells like piss, because we found it in an alley and every summer the smells of its past start to seep into my shitty apartment, waiting for something interesting to happen to me, and the only exciting thing that did happen was an irregular heartbeat that convinced me I was dying, despite everyone telling me that god doesn’t off people like me, he enjoys watching our suffering too much. I hope that”s true because I have been enjoying my permanent summer vacation, poverty stricken life lately becuase struggle makes me laugh especially when I have these famous cunts to constantly remind me of my inadequacies and poor life planning skills.
