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2008

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am a little emotional right now. I feel rejected and inadequate. I can’t really focus on writing anything because all the great things I was going to write about just got lost in my head because I am so distraught. A telemarketer just called me, she sounded hot and I embraced the one phone call I’ve got this week and wanted to make it count. I was ready to rock that little whore because I thought she had no choice but to talk to me, since she was getting paid and wanted to make more money. She started pitching me on carpet cleaning and I kept trying to divert her attention to her pussy so that we could really get down to business and she wasn’t having it.

When she asked if I wanted my carpet washed, I told her I wanted to wash her carpet, when I cut her off and asked her if she liked my voice and if it made her feel sexy, she ignored me and went back to the pitch. I kept it going for as long as I could, I had her filling out forms because I thought the idea of closing a sale would bring out the prostitute in her, but when I admitted that I don’t have a carpet, she just hung up on me. No thanks for the good times, no goodbye, just dial tone. I feel used.

Here are my links.

New York Hotties Have Some Fun
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Hot Chick Belly Dancing Video
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Miranda Kerr is a Wallet Fucker
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Beautiful Losers
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Heidi Montag’s Fake Repulican Tits Match her Fake Repulican Lie of a Life
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Pam Anderson’s Pussy Eating Lunch
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Andy Dick Sexually Harrasses Underage Girls Proper….
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The All New SAW
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10 Hottest Female Athlete Bikini Photoshoots
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Hayden Panettiere is Showing Off Her Muscular Tits
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Sexy White Trash
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Rihanna’s Hot Tits Bouncing Around On Stage…
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Hayden Panettiere’s New Music VIdeo….
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The Best Stripped Ever
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Some Kate Hudson Gallery
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Jessica Alba and Her STD
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Nicky Hiltons Legs At Some Event
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Avril Lavigne and Her Mic are Like Porn…Really Bad Porn…
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Michael Jordan’s Cuban Model Pussy
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Beckham Fight in Pictures….
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Some Batman Dark Knight Leaked Clip You’ll Like
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American Apparel’s Sleaziest Amateur Porn Ad
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Lohan Walking Around in a Tight T-Shirt Showing Off Her Dyke Tits
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The Best of Harriet Carter
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This Will Help You Get Sex and Sex Will Make You Feel Good
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No Moe Fake Trick Shots
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Celebrity Muppet Lookalikes
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Tranny Shoplifter Beatdown
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Andy Dick Got Arrested, Because His Is Amazing
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Kari Sweets Does Her Laundry
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Aneta Keys Has Some Alone Time
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Dirty Teen Girl
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because Lying About How Much Sex You Get is Pretty Gay
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Insert Obvious Joke Here
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Blindfolded Pool Playing Prank
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Miley Cyrus Licks Alot
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It’s a Trap!
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Hayden Panty-Airs Actually Doesn’t Look Like a Linebacker for Once
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Striptease of the Day
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Bussty Lesbians Playing Outdoors
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The Best Porn on the Net, Period
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Dude Pulls Out a Gun
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Paola Rey Takes Its Off
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I Don’t Know Who Joumana Kidd is, But She Looks Tasty
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Michelle Bass is Stripped Down
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And Now, the Best Car Ever
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More Prison Dancer Fun
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All Work and No Play….
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Toilet Splash Prank as Told By a Porn Star
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Ehhh… What is She Talking About?
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Natalie Cole Has Hep C
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Paris Hilton Tried to Bone Ronaldo because She’s So Madly in Love With the Good Charlotte Sister….He Rejected Her.
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…

Some Young Chicks Topless Pics…
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Tiny Ass is Better than Big Ass Wouldn’t You Agree
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This is Entertaining….
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