Along with Hilary Duff and the rest of the world, I decided to go see Dark Knight because of all the hype. Shit bored the fuck out of me and the truth is that Heath Ledger was amazing in it, but since the rest of the movie was a waste of fucking time, he didn’t save the fuckin’ day. Maybe I didn’t like it becaue I generally hate movies and have no attention span for them, or maybe it was just fucking drawn out and uneventful and the main love interest who was supposed to be hot and who was played by Katie Holmes the first movie, was a fuckin ugly whore who I was happy to see die.

I have an source close to Heath Ledger who recently told me that he’s not actually dead and that they just took the marketing of the move a little more aggressively than other movies have taken marketing, They figured if they staged his death, he’d get some time off and the buzz it would generate would lead to the shit we all witnessed/took part in this past weekend. Don’t be surprised if in the next month, dude surfaces again and tells us all it was a joke as part of his role as the joker. I mean people attributed his role to leading him to use sleeping pills because it was just that depraved and that ended up killing him, hyping up his character more than any character’s ever been hyped. Hearing people giggle in awe and excitement as soon as dude got on screen, just further proves that he carried the movie on his back and the only reason people were there was because of him and you’ll all regret it when you realize the real joke’s on you because after wasting 3 hours of my life, I feel compelled to start using and mixing perscription pills, but the good news is that the movie was so dull, I had no problem falling asleep during it, after it and even today when I think about it I find myself yawning and thinking how nice bed would feel.

I am not just saying this because I am “that” guy, who just shits on everything that hits and that is successful to be the against the grain motherfucker, I sincerely think the shit sucked but not as much as these pics of Hilary Duff on her way to see the movie.

The point of all this is to say that if I am wrong and he is actually dead, it had to be done by the studio because I don’t think a death since Princess Diana has made this much money and no life is worth as much as this movie made, I guess it’s just a small sacrifice and can only hope it becomes a regular strategy and used by other companies, mainly by MTV with the cast of The Hills, in a rigged bus accident that offs all these cunts in hopes of selling lots of DVDs.

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