I used to think what this Ashley Dupre hooker charged was insanity. It was highway fucking robbery that any normal person could never afford but when I think back to what normal priced hookers look like in all their toothless, addicted and unwashed with a box that smells like fishy Aids garbage , she’s definitely easier on the eyes, but still not worth the cost.

I mean when you’re ready to get down with a hooker, you’re not lookin’ for love, you’re lookin’ for a vagina, and the benefit of a stinky pussy whore who charges 50 dollars and you find on the street corner is that you’re also paying for the the full experience,

When it comes to the Ashley Dupre level of prostitution, it’s more like making a bet with a normal girl you met in a bar who is resisting going home with you. It’s like “come on, I’ll give you 2,000 dollars to fuck you right now….No? Fine make it 10,000 dollars” when all she’s thinking is that she probably would have done it for free if dude had a little more game like that guy the night before, but might as well collect the money because 10,000 dollars sounds like a lot of money and she really wanted a new pair of designer shoes.

Here she is in a bikini, it’s a better deal than actually hiring her, because let’s face it she’s a fucking rip off, but at least she’s put a price on her vagina, that should go down everyday she gets older, like the slow rotting fruit at the grocery store at a rate that in about 60 years, your bank account will be able to score this ass. The other thing she’s put on her vagina is that stupid tattoo, because Ashley Dupre’s such a little whore that she likes her tramp stamp in the front, because she likes to stare in your eyes when you cum all over her, instead of the impersonal lower back like all the less expensive whores are rockin’.

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