So Mischa Barton got dropped by her agent this past week because she’s a has been who hasn’t landed work since the OC. Her Publicist, who doesn’t want to lose her as a client decides they need to draw some positive attention to this bitch and calls the paparazzi and “tips” them off about where Mischa and her Boyfriend are going to be frolicking around in a bathing suit, because they feel like that genius strategy is going to work like it did in the past. They obviously don’t realize that just because bikini pictures are a tried and tested method to get some exposre, it doesn’t mean the shit is hot or anyone will care to look at them, especially when the subject of the pictures is a sloppy bodied, pothead of a celebrity that has seen more cellulite than Roseanne’s underwear in the fat years.

I feel like the lack of creativity on her publicist’s side of things in getting her some buzz and hopefully lead to some work just shows lazyness that is pretty much on par with both Mischa Barton’s body and is about as successful in execution as her barely there career and I feel violated because I know they are trying to trick all of us!

I guess the real victim in all this is her boyfriend because he probably originally thought he won the lottery when he started dating her, like that Mischa Barton is a celebrity and having her as a girlfriend will really benefit him amazingly, but instead of the lottery he got a real shitty deal and now he’s stuck, that’s why you always gotta do your research before you jump into things. I bet he struggles with the memories of pretending to love, fuck and kiss a girl who feels like a fleshy pillow and that’s enough to make a man go pretty fuckin’ gay pretty fuckin’ fast….poor fucker…

Here are the pics…

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