I have a thing for Whoopi Goldberg, not because I find her hot, but because I find her sexual andongyny so confusing it is pornographic. It’s like is that a dude with long hair, or a chick who looks like a dude, and my entire life I have been fascinated with how unattractive I found her that it’s become an obsession. I remember seeing a scene in Ghost where she kissed Patrick Swayze and I felt sick to my fucking stomach, like I had accidentally walked into a gay bar and saw two dudes fagging out, and then I remember seeing her rockin’ a dress in Sister Act and realized that we were dealing with a vagina or a man dressed like a nun. Everytime I hear about her fucking dudes, or am reminded that she was dating Ted Dancing Danson, I find the whole thing a massive mind fuck that has become sexy to me…..

Here is a clip of Whoopi Kissing that Katy Perrry Kissed a Girl singer on The View. Be careful, shit is red hot.

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